I Could've Made a Better Star Wars Saga Haiku

If Obi-Wan raised Luke
And Yoda raised Luke's sister
Bothan spies would live.

That is of course an easy statement to make in hindsight.

( Trials and errors in judgment. )

Dear Kevin Patterson ( Read more... )

Today begins the return to my grand morning ritual. Starting today, I am to awake at six thirty, make coffee, take a shower, and drink the coffee and spend the remaining time doing something somewhat productive. In this case, make a journal entry. Gone are the days of waking up at six thirty, sleeping until seven thirty, getting out of bed at seven ( Read more... )

I made a New Year's Resolution to keep an actual journal throughout the year of 2006. The idea is to read back at the end of the year to see how fucking stupid I sounded. Of course, like most New Year's Resolutions, I haven't been keeping up with it. I've attributed this to my detestation to writing things by hand. Therefore, I shall put this ( Read more... )

“Through the Gossamers, A Single Yellow Leaf Descended ( Read more... )

“New Year’s Sex ( Read more... )

this is going to be awesome.


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i was afraid my mother would disown me after hearing me read this, but instead she cried and said she was proud of me. go figure. also, thank you again nikki for attending.

( a poem about my grandpa )

i had a, dare i say it, effin' rad time with mr. caballero at the sage francis show tonight. i went dressed to impress in my hastily (yet very awesome and awe-inspiring) quint-from-jaws-as-he's-getting-eating-by-the-shark costume. next year i'm going to do the same exact thing except i will find a way to attach a shark head to my legs. a shark with ( Read more... )

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