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[thirdonebetween]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
or: panic! on the oregon trail
(complete with a cameo by frank iero, just for maddy)
pg-13; 2,839 words.

Comments

[prettykitty_aya]

omg. this was effin' fantastically fantabulous!!

...i love that jon saves ryan a zillion times, but when he completes brendon's game, everyone dies. hahahahahaha, ILURBRAIN.

[thirdonebetween]

it is wonderful irony! or if you want you can take it as have DEEP SYMBOLIC MEANING pertaining to the way brendon sees jon vs the person jon actually is.

or you could just giggle at it.

you know, whichever.

thanks for the mmrs comment! /lame

[arsenicjade]

I haven't laughed this hard in over a month, I'm not even kidding. Thank you for extending my life expectancy considerably. *g*

[thirdonebetween]

hahahaha, you are very welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[skoosiepants]

this is so incredibly hilarious and wonderful and adorable *hearts madly*

[thirdonebetween]

thank you thank you ♥

[echoelf]

amused does not even begin to cover how this story made me feel. in fact, i think the only accurate way to describe it would be to say that it cracked me the fuck up. seriously. based on the first few lines, i knew it was going to be good, but once i read

"You're kind of short," says Ryan.

"Not as short as Pete," Jon says.

Neither Brendon, Spencer, nor Ryan know who Pete is, but they figure he must be a pretty short dude.

i knew it was love. the end.

[thirdonebetween]

pete is a pretty short dude! not as short as frankiero, though. trufact.

I am glad I could entertain you for a while! thank you much ♥

[echoelf]

they're pretty much ALL pretty short dudes. or they're freakishly tall. there are very few who are in between.

and thank you!

[thirdonebetween]

also, I love your icon. like, a lot. PUNCTUATION PORN ♥

[belle_bing]

Oh god. I just lept out of my chair and actually screeched at the end of this. This is just absolutely the best thing I've read all day.

"Um. Hi, did you just fall from the sky? And that is not a pick-up line, it is a question," he adds hastily.

Brendon is the best thing ever, honestly.

[thirdonebetween]

brendon is just precious. I want to keep him in my pocket, really. brendon urie ♥

thank you for reading!