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[thirdonebetween]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
or: panic! on the oregon trail
(complete with a cameo by frank iero, just for maddy)
pg-13; 2,839 words.

Comments

[likealocket]

*flails*

First, your Brendon voice is (in the words of Gerard Way) so perfect. Secondly, fair warning, the rest of this comment will be mostly incoherent. Brent was shooting the bunnies! And Brendon shot trees instead! Spencer counts the bullets they find. Frank falls from the sky! I love how Ryan keeps getting sick and randomly breaking bones while not doing anything dangerous. That happens to him every time I play Oregon Trail with the Panic! boys. The game must just know. Also, Jon really is that amazing. When Brendon found the wild fruit I giggled with my hand over my mouth for like, ten minutes before I could go on, no lie.

MADE OF WIN. (even though they lost)

[thirdonebetween]

SERIOUSLY EVERY TIME I PLAY, RYAN IS CONTINUOUSLY OF GRIEVIOUS HEALTH. and he usually dies of cholera. wtf, ryro. for real.

frank is an angel from heaven (\o/) <---(frankiero)

thank you so much! I am very glad you enjoyed! ♥

[tieleen]

It's kind of nice when you read a line like

Ryan has died of cholera.

And laugh hysterically, and are able to tell yourself that was the appropriate response.

In other words, this was seven kinds of awesome.

[thirdonebetween]

I kind of had the same feeling writing it -- grinning while typing about ryan dying is TOTALLY APPROPRIATE, OKAY? really, it is.

thank you!

[misspamela]

*cries laughing*

*stops*

*falls on the floor laughing again*

[thirdonebetween]

oh dear! don't hurt yourself (like ryanross) please ♥

[book_of_calm]

I was actually laughing so hard my housemate popped in and asked me what was so funny. I was forced to read out entire portions of this story to her, even though she barely knows who these guys are.

Then she made cracks about people "hopping on the bandwagon" because she thinks she is hilarious.

It is sad that Jon could not manage to save them all ALL the way through to the end of the Trail. I am very disappointed in him.

[thirdonebetween]

jon just could not handle the pressure!! that last leg of the trail is VERY INTENSE (or maybe he is just pretty bad at using the arrow keys, idk)

your housemate WISHES she was on the bandwagon. psshhh.

thank you for reading!

[meinnim]

*dies* Not from cholera or dysentery though. This is insanely funny!

There are so many great and funny lines in this one, it's hard for me to pick a favorite but that last line killed me.

Brendon constantly talking about Jon killing a bear for them, Spencer being concerned about his shoes, Ryan insisting he's not sick = all made of awesome!

[thirdonebetween]

hahaha, thank you! jon walker is a mighty hunter, you know. trufact.