One week to go -- for me anyway -- before finals end! Everyone who has finals and who made it through this LONG year... well, actually, never mind. Don't give yourselves a round of applause. I don't care whether you're fucking proud of yourself or not ( Read more... )

It's here, the season 4 finale of my all-time fave comfort food show, "Gilmore Girls." Luke and Lorelai will finally get together. Lorelai will finally come to her senses after 18 years and decide she doesn't want to be a mother, killing Rory by whacking her over the head with a baseball bat. Wait. Who am I kidding. That won't happen! They live in ( Read more... )

PS -- Ryan Seacrest is gay.

Raise your hand if you, too, hate the Olsen twins. (Put your hands down, lecherous old men. They're 17.) Which is why I find it SO unfair that they're worth $300 million. They sell toothpaste and a Wal-Mart clothing line, for chrissakes. And what the hell is so great about the Olsen twin Barbie dolls? Frankly, I like Barbie and Skipper a whole lot ( Read more... )

raise your hand if you're sad. Friends is over, my friends. Yeah. I don't know WHY Ross loves Rachel. She's anorexic. And blonde. Anyway, I have no rants for the day. I'm tired and sad about Friends and I want to go home and watch carter have a stillborn baby on ER. Ciao.

Someone sent me a photo today of a giant shark and a surfer sharing the same wave. SCARY. Show of hands for all Santa Barbara people who love living near the ocean but hate going in it. (Raises hand ( Read more... )

I really, really hate people who put photos of themselves on the internet. I mean, if you're Brad Pitt, that's fine by me -- but c'mon, guys, I love you all but Brad Pitt you aren't. Most of you aren't even Will Farrell. Except this girl in my dorm, who kinda looks the way he did in "Elf," but only when she's wearing gay yellow tights ( Read more... )