hyper-sensitive to Fall

[this_euphemism]

I have 8 things to say:

1. I made the best eggs of my life the other morning.
2. I had the privilege of helping Liz pick out her balls.
3. At about 9:30 at the Quarry Starbucks on Friday night, I interrupted a conversation between Ty and Liz with, "Hey, let’s go to Mexico," and we did.4. Boy’s Town

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[slippyskippy]

we went to bonham
an argentinian tried to suck my neck
that is all

[aeh1407]

whoa whoa whoa. BOYFRIEND?! jean what about me. i'm confused. i have 30 of your babies. what am i going to tell them

[this_euphemism]

my boyfriend was a slimy mexican with three teeth that wanted to dance with me but wouldnt buy me a drink. he was wearing more bling than the back alleys of chicago.

[blonde_nerd]

border patrol&my balls.

[mrphallacy]

the bear and potatoe made me smile.