ALL RIGHT THEN, SETTLE DOWN EVERYBODY.

Look then, they're all orange again. Whoever's out in the courtyard screaming, SHUT YOUR GOB. Last thing we need is some kind of mass hysteria.

I advise not looking out the windows at the bloody mess left on the eastern shore of the lake.

Boot, get me a bucket.

There is chocolate fingerprints on the tapestries and butterbeer bottles left on the stairs. The Missus is shedding all over my pillow.

WHY ARE THE BRATS STILL HERE. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE AND AWAY BY NOW.

Keep it down. The Missus needs her afternoon nap. IF you are noisy

I have tape and ropes.

Well then! Now that lessons and NEWTs and educational matters have been completed and put aside, perhaps Molly and I will make an honest-to-goodness, non-Ministry business trip out to the castle to visit our friends and children. I must say that given my busy lifestyle it does come in handy to have most of the brood off at Hogwarts. And now that ( Read more... )

I OBJECT.

YOU STILL FLY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, POTTER.

An UGLY little girl.

Whatever.

Congratulations. Morons.

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I must admit I've never been one for anniversaries, despite my love of numbers.

I've never forgotten his gift. A year later, the truth is still startling, but it's better than not knowing at all.

And now, to grade some essays and to write an overdue paper of my own so I can keep my grant.

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To those of you who had earlier expressed interest in a N.E.W.T.s revision club, I am terribly sorry that it has taken me this long to make mention of it again. I became a bit side-tracked when I found myself in Azkaban, you see. Then there was, or shall I say is the matter of my detention, which has been taking up a great deal of time. If I am ( Read more... )

Well then.

Newcomers are more than welcome to stop by for tea after 15:30, should they wish for a cuppa sometime.

Seventh years, I'm afraid I forgot to tell you when your last exam for my class will be, but so you know, it'll be in two weeks. If you've not been revising lately, now is the time to start. And yes, this exam will be a practice