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Filtered to Autumn
Angel? Don't come over here for a few days, okay? Nothing personal. It's just that I think Jake is stalking me and if he sees you and follows you home, I'll never forgive myself. I'd steer clear of London Uni too. Just to be safe.
Love you. -
Filtered to Timothy
Whatever you did to my sister, Man...well done. She's very happy today. And she's being all mysterious and chirpy.
And she said she wanted you to meet her mum. RUN!! No, I'm kidding. Susan's a peach, just a slightly odd one, like those ones with one middle but two peaches grown together on the outside. -
Filterd to Autumn, Roxy, Timothy, Spectre, Chiara, Peter, Flynn and Quinn
I didn't write a column this week as such. But London College did get me to thinking. And I had things I wanted to say without necessarily referencing it at all. Of course, my publisher wouldn't print it, so it's going on tomorrow's opinion page. Which means I can show you it now. I hope it makes sense...
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To Timothy
Timothy? I got to hand it to you, Mate. You just put Autumn's mood through the roof. She's spinning around my place like a little...pixie thing. And I was going to say something stupid like 'you should see it'. But then I thought I'd go one better.
( And let you actually see it ) -
Friends Only
The bosses want me to write on the events of yesterday's tragedy at London College.
I told them to get stuffed.
There is no humour to be found in that. None. -
Friends Only
Autumn's sleeping (in my bed, the little brat) and we had a lovely night out. There was an incident though, in the kitchen. I came home and she was cooking. She kept getting more and more upset that it wasn't finished. I finally cottoned on to what was happening, though it took me a while because I've never cared about that kind of thing. She ( Read more... ) -
Friends Only
My baby sister is pressing charges against Jake the Cavetroll. And she's probably going to kick me for calling her 'my baby sister' but sometimes one must do what one must do. And I'm very proud of her for doing just that as well ( Read more... ) -
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It's quite unfortunate when your own step-mother doesn't know what 'kosher' means, even after the woman was married to your Jewish father for ten years ( Read more... )