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"i'm weird and i like it! i'm fat and i don't wear a bra and i have a boyfriend and that fan is making me sick!" --kristen, concerning an obnoxious woman

In 2007, ( Read more... )

and "weiner" is still the best word I know for penis

i saw a man, today
using an empty whiskey flask
as a walkie talkie

everyone's life ends, but no one ever completes it

i need to remember to start using "holy!" as an expression

in liking facebook super stalker edition?

did people preface their questions with "question:" before The Office?

4. Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications including saline solution, eye care products and KY jelly ( Read more... )