We need to talk bro.
NOW.

Left outside Julian's door this morning is a box of chocolates and a box of condoms ( Read more... )

You Are a Purple Cake


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GEEEEEEEEEEEEZ there sure are a lot of mopey muffins out there in the internet land! I mean, what the hell? Did everyone take an emo pill while I wasn't looking or something?! Eat some sugar, watch a funny movie, get out of your damn houses and cheer up people!
Sheeesh.

To help all the mopey people, here watch these clips.

Spiderman!

The Children's ( Read more... )

So our Zombie Christmas was a success, Yana made some delicious Russian food stuffs and we sat around and pigged out while watching such classics as 'Dawn and Day of the Dead', 'Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things', 'Return of the Living Dead' (Part 1 and 3), and 'Dead and Breakfast ( Read more... )

So the other day I was wallowing in self pity, sitting on the couch eating huge amounts of ice cream and one of my favorite childhood shows came on. The Littlest Hobo, do any of you guys remember that one? I used to love that show and wanted a dog just like Hobo. Anyways, in the episode I saw Hobo helps a old guy who used to be a clown who is down ( Read more... )

Aw.
The old gals from the 'House of Horrors' (aka the Beauty Shop I work at) sent me a big basket of fruit, cheese and flowers, hoping that I feel better soon since I've missed so much work.

It's more than I've gotten from some of my actual friends.
Hrm.
I don't know if I should be angry or depressed about that.

*locked to Yana*
Speaking of gratitude and ( Read more... )

The first thing he sees when he wakes up is his own arm.

Which isn't really that unusual, lots of people wake up and see their own arm. It could be curled up under your head, or maybe stretched across the chest of a lover. Most people don't wake up and see it laying on the other side of an alley however.

"Huhn." Morph muses, his mind strangely calm ( Read more... )

I just found Otho in the toilet.
When I went to whiz in it.

???!!!!

Wanna know what's really disturbing? When you walk into a store and see your old roommate on the cover of a magazine.
WTF?
I'm going to assume she's doing, haven't exactly heard from her in months now but she looks like she's having fun. The article was going on about how she's 'breaking image barriers' and 'instilling girls with a new confidence'.
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