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[this_machine_]

as of late, (probably due to my lack of drinking

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[allmyfndsrmtlhd]

hahahaha " 'relax you're going to have a good time' "!!!!
That's classic.

A girl actually molested me like two weeks ago. I was really really chill after I smoked a lot of tea and drank some chardonnay. And so I show up at one of my friend's rooms just to see what was happening, and before I have a chance to even walk in this girl stands up and is like "What's your name? How are you? Come sit with me!" and like latches on to my arm and pulls me down on to this couch. I'm like mad chill so I'm like "yeah man...fuckin' eh..." then she sits on me and starts giving me a lap dance. Also she's placing her hands on my crotch and saying "Oh I'm sorry did that hurt" and then rubbing me. I'm like "Shit man, I think I'm getting raped...maybe if I act like I passed out she'll leave me alone..." I really didn't want to hurt her feelings, I just tried to ignore her and talk to my friends. I finally got away. And I couldn't stop laughing for like a week.

It's just funny being a guy and getting taken advantage of. It's a total gender role reversal.

[elliottsmyhero]

what's with all these girls? haha.

[ambulance_____y]

DO ME AL!

[beats_pulse]

i'm glad you're not drinking so much anymore.

[steph_vicious]

don't apologize.