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And then the cherry fell off, story of my life. I’ve been smoking for a while now. I picked it up along the way some how. I don’t care to remember. It’s not something I’m particularly proud of. I’m not proud of a lot of things. I just thought you should know ( Read more... )

I am incredibly uninspired right now. I want to write so very badly.

"This is a strong platform around the planks in this platform that respect life and respect the entrepreneurial spirit of this great country and those things, back to the social issues that are what Republicans, at least in the past, had articulated and tried to stand on." - Sarah Palin, in an interview with famous crazy person, James Dobson ( Read more... )

John McCain wants to teach hands-on sex education to kindergartners.*


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Sarah Palin is "BFF with at least multiple terrorists" says one anonymous source. Picture below.


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Because I'm a masochist, I was reading reviews of Ann Coulter's book, Godless. I just really want to preserve the following rant for posterity ( Read more... )

Well, I stood dropping a coin into the pit of a well ( Read more... )

But I'm not gonna bless you with such compliments ( Read more... )