In the sentiments of one J. Black: They did it. They've done it. They fucking did it.

Carrie Ann Inaba just told J.R. Martinez, an Iraq war victim who suffered severe burns all over his face and body, and who is now on Dancing With the Stars, "You're on fire!!!"

OH SHIIII--

My child came home from preschool, having created a drawing that looks suspiciously like Ignatius J. Reilly in his hunting cap, instead of a girl with hair and a crown. And if you don't know who Ignatius J. Reilly is, shame on you. SHAME ON YOU.


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It's been ten years since I last saw you.

Don't you think that's excessive?

So I was watching the last ep of Dancing With the Stars. I have to say, Bork Bork-Sharpei's hairdo was just not working for her.

The side view was all right. But the front was ( pure Bride of Frankenstein. )

I had no idea someecards.com could be so much fun. I am having an e-cards WAR with gf_girlie and I am laughing myself into a sweat.

I am sitting here listening to my kid sound out words and read them. Code Red works with Maya on learning to read, every night ( Read more... )

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( There's something very sort of Alanis about Dave Grohl, isn't there? )

This was at the park we went to yesterday.


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Once when I was 7 I caught a bee and kept him in an aquarium/terrarium and gave him bologna to eat. He did not eat the bologna. He died.