So I was at the Toby Keith concert where I waited for a torrential downpour before deciding to loose my cell phone. Then I found it. That's how I roll.

I am hereby 100%, totally and completely, without a doubt, free and clear of all undergraduate college work for the rest of my life. We have survived the monotonous doldrums of higher education and are better people because of it. I am suchhh a loser. No more papers, no more finals, no more class, no more projects, no more presentations, no more ( Read more... )

damon was booed...dougie's back...ortiz crushed meyers...sox kicked yankee ass...papelbon...beantown baseball biotch!!! ditch pena, grab arroyo, life would be super great.

Doing up some hardcore procrastinating. I've got my poster board, psych paper, and a shit load of glue sitting next to me, and I do pass the pile an occasional glance - but refuse to actually work on my poster for Tuesday's presentation. Slacker. Our new computer chair is sooo comfortable, Sealy Posturepedic, you could sleep in this bad boy. Yep. ( Read more... )

The other two updated, so update, I must. If everyone else jumped off a bridge I'd probably follow suit ( Read more... )

Back from the big family vacation of 2006. Two weeks and two days of good times. Would have been great times had my family kept the tempers and tantrums to a minimum, but that's just not our style. I figure this is the most documented family trip ever, Kris and I both maxed out our digital cameras and Mom burned through 12 rolls of film. We might ( Read more... )

Yooooo. It's wicked late. We/I just returned from a fun filled evening of clubbing adventures. I'm currently waiting for Emily and Devon to give me a ring and let me know they are home safe and sound...so once again I'm super bored and this is keeping me occupied/awake for the time being. I will now recap the night and analyze it for your (no one's ( Read more... )

Thumbs up comedians: Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, Andy Kaufman, Carlos Mencia, Zach Galifianakis, Norm MacDonald, Jon Stewart, Denis Leary, Lewis Black, Mel Brooks, Steve Carell ( Read more... )

Funny story: Kris + skiing + gravity - helmet = sprained knee (again) + concussion + a bit of amnesia ( Read more... )

Bad News: The term 'psycho scrub nazi' could be used to describe the new regional manager at work ( Read more... )