So, I's went to shop for Christmas and I gets some presents ( Read more... )

Uhh, it has comes to my attention that someones has eaten the last blue popscicles.

I had specifikly reserved that popscicle with notes on the fridge last fridays.

All thats left is oranges, and I hates that flavor for a popscicle.

I sure is miss my double. I thinks...I can relates to me more than I can relates to anyone else. I has such a specials relationship with myself.

So, who wants go outs for some hot dogs?

I's see people posts these question things to fill out in the comments...I's wants to do that too but all the ones I find has dildoes question. I wrote my own ( Read more... )

I hears there is another game about Guitars Hero coming out.

Buts, I look on the tracks list, and they did not put any of our songs into the games.

You are nots a Guitars Hero if you can't plays anything by Dethklok. Then, you are just a Guitars Dildo.

My comedies career is being revives as I makes another joke.

Q: What is black and white and red and every colors in the rainbows all over?
A: A clown after he is beatens and shot and pissed on.

I's learned a funny jokes today. And by learned I mean I makes it up myself.

Q: What is called a person who can't plays the guitar good?
A: Toki.

I's thinkings of writing a joke book.

drUnkk

fan dy alwys mak me WANt to gET dRUNK

stiLl drinking

Why does fans get their own day, but nots me?

There is no Skwisgaar Day.

So, I has a thoughts in my head today.

This guy who is work for our band, Facebone. He is always on the TV and is importants i guess, but he never has to show up for a borings band conference.

So, ya, I's not coming to anymore meetings until that guy agrees to show up for once.

This is equal band treatments.