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[thisisherson]

[Kurt's posting from the music room, where he's standing in front of a white board he's dragged into the room. There's something in green written on it, but he's standing in the way.Given the absurd frequency of events recently, it's been rather difficult to meet as a glee club. So now that we have a moment of peace, I thought it would be best to

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[angel_junk]

[ Your selection of random doors is problematic, Kurt.

There is a knock at your door now.

Somebody wishes to register a complaint. ]

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[thisisherson]

[OH, THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE DOZENS OF NEWLY CONVERTED CELINE DION FANS, HERE TO THANK HIM FOR ENLIGHTENING THEM. He'll just answer the door and-]

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...H-Hello?

[He's not really registering anything else in his head aside from oh my god there is a crocodile at my door, so greeting it warily seems perfectly normal at that time.]

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[angel_junk]

[ Amy opens her jaws wide and tilts her head slightly to the side.

The following items tumble out:

- One compilation CD of Celine Dion's greatest hits
- One slip of paper with the word NO! written on it

Having delivered this message successfully Amy closes her mouth, exhales sharply and turns to leave. ]

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[thisisherson]

[Kurt stares at the CD, looking a little like Amy just tried to tear his heart out and then stomp all over it.]

Is there really no one here who appreciates Celine Dion?!

[Oh wait, he should probably pick that up. ...But ew, crocodile germs. Ew, ew, ew they've been in Amy's mouth. After a few minutes of contemplation, he picks up the CD and the paper (touching them as little as possible), throws them in his room, and goes to wash his hands until they feel clean again.]