The Adorkable: did you and erin ever decide how you are going to be bad girls?

megmegers: haa no
The Adorkable: uh, cat burglars?

megmegers: but i dotn want to hurt cats

The Adorkable: ...

The Adorkable: are you serious

megmegers: whaaat

megmegers: ok loser i know what it means but what the hell would i do with them

The Adorkable: with what megan?

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http://www.fordvehicles.com/warriorsinpink/kellyclarkson/

So i guess that Ford is doing this whole breast cancer awareness push, "warriors in pink" which is good of them I guess.  Kelly Clarkson is their spokesperson, and she is kind of a mess.  A) Her new record failed miserably, so no one cares about her. B) She looks way to happy in their  ( Read more... )

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FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)

1. A bicycle can't stand alone, it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you ( Read more... )

So basically, I want to write more, partly because of this weird obession I've seem to have found about memories.  We can't possibly remember everything that has ever happened to us.  It's not possible.  I mean, you can't possibly remember every time you've ever hung out with your best friend or gone to a party, can you? When I try, I have a hard ( Read more... )

As of 10:38 am today, I have 1542 minutes left of the school year.  I almost feel like counting down every single one.  Good luck on finals everyone!

Shana: Mom, were Biggie, Tupoc, and Lil' Kim close friends?

Shana: Do they check to make sure you are in bed [at college]?

And and old favorite

Shana: Seriously, Dad would have been one of those kids that if you said a 'your mamma' joke to him, he would cry.

So a man on the train today told a girl not to go to law school unless she was 100% sure that was what she wanted.  I'm not even 70% sure.  Maybe hearing that conversation was fate?

Wow, freshman year is almost over.  This weekend, next weekend, the weekend after, and BAM, I'm not a freshman anymore.  My god, when did my life start?  I think that as hard as all of the forces around me tried to get me to do something respectable, I'm an english and philosophy major with a Spanish minor.  Law school here I come!!! That or ( Read more... )

So, I have a new diversion from life, a new reason to never leave my room again.  If you have never listened to This American Life, you need too.  It's a radio show, so I was skeptical at first. I didn't really think that I could sit still and listen to a show on the radio for an hour.  But I have, for hours, all weekend.  It's just about lives, ( Read more... )