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[thisismo]

I am starting a grassroots effort to Ban All South Koreans

Comments

[_doug]

Can we start with the people that get in the 10 items or less express lane at the store but actually have 12 items in their cart first?

[thisismo]

Yes we can, I think those people look just like South Koreans and thus, since they look dangerous, they should also be banned. It doesn't matter if they don't intend to be South Korean, their actions make them look like South Koreans.

BANNED

[westwardb0und]

I love this.

[thisismo]

Hurry on down to the logical state where AR-15's are sold over the counter and South Koreans are BANNED!!!!!

[twelve_months]

so now would be the wrong time to tell you that i have korean blood in me.

[westwardb0und]

No it wouldn't? :-) This post isn't anti-Korean, you do know that right? I can never tell by the way you write if you're being tongue-in-cheek or not.

By the way -- one of the people killed on Monday graduated from my HS. This whole thing has been really upsetting, but when I saw the photo of Leslie on TV wearing her Spartans cross-country sweatshirt it was awful. A good number of the victims (plus the killer) were from around here.

[islandboy70]

I'm not sure if you're joking Mo or not or where you are going with your entry but just to let you know, I'm part Korean. I don't recognise my Korean side all that much but I'm still Korean.

Are you refering to that Asian guy that did all the killings at Virgina Tech?

[thisismo]

Complete satire directed at the people who instantly call for gun control whenever something happens. Meant to be so blantly absurd as to prove a point. Of course I have nothing against Koreans (except that crazy guy up in the North who needs to meet the business end of my AR-15).

So, let me ask your Korean side. What were you guys thinking when you invented that KimChee. Yuck phoey. As my good friend Bubba would say "Tastes like Fido's ass". My uncle who got a 2 year all expense paid vacation to Korea back in the 50's loved that stuff.

[_doug]

You mean you weren't serious... *calling bank to cancel check - *glare* *

[westwardb0und]

My FIL did a tour of duty in Korea, and he uses Kim Chee in place of the word sh*t. As in, "I'm in deep Kim Chee now!" The smell of it is enough to keep me from ever, ever tasting it :-p

[byron]

How about people who do 45 in the fast lane?

[thisismo]

I think we ban them in a manner similiar to their speed.

Drive 45 - meet .45

[byron]

I like your logic.

[greymeowsr]

Yeah, we should re-unite Korea and then not let any of them immigrate to anywhere. We could build big walls and point lots of guns and missles at 'em. Yeah!

LOL

yf,
Tom

[thisismo]

Your not one of them thare liberal college prof types now are you?? Some sort of secret Korean? I"ve got my eye on you.