Yesterday morning a 747 and some F-16's flew very low over New York.  Buildings were evacuated and the city was in panic as people feared another muslim terrorist attack ( Read more... )

An old saying in business goes ( Read more... )

"Don't be cross, Mo!" said the co-worker.

"What else can I be," returned Mo, "when I live in such a world of fools as this?  Merry Christmas!  Out upon merry Christmas!  What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books ( Read more... )

In completely unrelated news.  One of the inserts in my new Playboy magazine offers me 500 free hours in the Playboy Cyberclub.  If you spent just 3 minutes looking at each set of da boobies that's like 10,000 sets of boobies worth of free time.  I imagine you gotta give up your cc number and then remember to cancel or some crapola like that ( Read more... )

Obama's transition went live weekend before last with a detailed website regarding his plans.  It was taken down rather quickly, but just like those pictures of you and the family's goat having a little alone time, somebody somewhere cached it.  Here is a fine section:

Address Gun Violence in Cities: As president, Barack Obama would repeal the ( Read more... )

Message to my new OVERLORDS

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS MOTHERF**KER

I will not go alone so send your best cause I'd love to take them with me.

Good Morning Comrades ( Read more... )

 Trust me, I'm not bias.

She REALLY is emmm sorta cute.

Ok, I think she's beautiful.

Girl,

5 lbs. 13 oz

10 fingers & toes

Per Sparklegrrl she's has a dimple and is SOOOOOOO cute.

Yup, its def gonna be today.  It better damn well be today, she woke me up at 4 a farkin m and 1) I didn't get any 2) I ain't huntin 3) I ain't fishin and she KNOWS those are the ONLY 3 reasons to wake me up at 4 a farkin m.  I'm 4 Diet Cokes 2 Red Bulls 1 Coffee into the day, I gotta get some work done so I can go see my prize for wakin up so ( Read more... )