So, I am at work and everything is going NUCKING FUTS ( Read more... )

BOOBIES!!!!

Through a comment to my lame attmept at being funny yesterday I realized something that I'd forgotten.

I actually have worn BOOTS & SPURS to bed.

Ching, ching, ching.

Thanks for the reminder friends, I need a chuckle today.  And I apologize for the mental image some of you have now.

1st - My wife has a whole post explaining how I made an ass of myself ( Read more... )

I'll be 43 next month. BUT

My wife is a coed.

It pays to have a big gun.

Jealous yet?

The spoons make people fat brigade keeps mentioning illegal guns in relation to the VT bullshit.  Can anyone point me to an article that claims these weapons were illegaly obtained?  The damn news postings are such crap on this thing I can't find anything.

I am starting a grassroots effort to Ban All South Koreans ( Read more... )

At approximately 18:00 hours, there will be 3 women in various states of undress in a hot tub behind my house.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/9/26/111356.shtmlRead more... )

This guy goes into this new high tech bar with a robotic bartender ( Read more... )