I hear Bill Clinton is offering to escort the Bush Twins on the campaign trail.

He says "I just want to show them the ropes.....the handcuffs....the feathers.... and my cigar"

ca ching

Holy Smackers Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memo to wifey

Texas Lottery estimated jackpot = $65,000,000

Please WIN for me. Me love you long time.

P.S. Yes, I will be one of those people that still go to work. Well, just once to tell the boss to kiss my gold plated ass.

Ok, so my wife knows that nothing pisses me off more than the NEWS ( Read more... )

George W. Bush get a freaking clue, grow some balls and quit pandering to the PC bleeding heart fucking press and international pussies ( Read more... )

It is a sad sad day for my friends in New York. The end of an era. But yes it is true. As of yesterday most all of the New York papers confirmed.

There is no more CANDY APPLE.

New York is now the SOUR APPLE!!!!!!!!!

Welcome Home Roger and Andy.

Hey Tbonz

Neeener Neeener Neener

We got Andy Pettitte and YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!

http://houston.astros.mlb.com

I bet the wind is blowin in the apple today as Stienbrenner SPINS SPINS SPINS

Ok, I know I don't post - don't give me shit - this is a very special occassion.

First my wife announces that she wants a new house & we all know that those cost $$$$$.

Then she sarts advertising about my emmm prowess.

Guess the next post is the rate card.

I'm interested to see what $$ she puts on me.

Gonna be hella lot a work at $5 a throw.

One of two things is going on ( Read more... )

I have a feeling I'm gonna get my ASS kicked by someone on here today.

P.S. I hope she does it in a vat of jello.