Ingore that last post. I got UP this morning feeling Cocky.

Just for the record.

I AM KING OF THE VODOO PUNANI!!!

I normally NEVER post any of MY real life shit in here. Dunno why ( Read more... )

Tbonz slept with my wifey while I was out of town. But did they take pictures for me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WTF is up with that?

Look kids!!!! While G.W. & I save the world from the evildoers, you can tell your grandkids you were doing this http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

YOUR so vain I bet you think this post is about YOU

Since everyone on here seems to be losing weight I just wanted to let you know that I am not getting fat, I am experimenting with the current BODY MODIFICATION craze.

Maybe you collect or maybe you pay
Still got to work that eight-hour day
Whether you like that job or not
Keep it on ice while you're
lining up your long shot
Which is to say
hey-ey
Keep you day job
Until your night job pays

Did I go to sleep last night?

I thought I did but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it.

My secretary cannot make coffee fast enough.

BooTaaaaayyyy Calll