Dear Wonder Woman,

I don't like blood tests, but I think I would hump my doctor if either of us were single and I wasn't pregnant and Anthony wouldn't be heartbroken and Sarah and Wanda and Mary and Ray and Helen and LOTSOFPEOPLE wouldn't hunt me down.

Love,
Rori.

Dear Spiderman,

NO MORE VOMIT >:|

Love,
Rori.

Dear Santa,

I would like it if you stopped Hannah making me throw up all the time. I like eating, and do not think it is fair. I am considering a law suit. Also, I would like a pony.

Love,
Rori.

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