When we're young we see so much possibility in life. I think that's most of the reason I get depressed now... life doesn't seem to stack up to what I dreamed it would ( Read more... )

When someone calls you at 5 AM, either they think you're a really good friend or they're really screwed.

I'll pretend it was the former :-)

... I need sleep now.

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Jason and I were at a water park the other day, and he was using his card to pay for a locker rental. The girl behind the counter ran the card and handed him the receipt to sign, and he signed it "Holy Crap!"

The girl looked at it, smiled, and said "Ha ha - you put an exclamation point." As in, she didn't even notice that he signed "Holy Crap" as ( Read more... )

For the first time in a long time I have lots of birthday plans - between Jason, Chris, Jen, Haeven, and my mom I have all of today, Friday and Saturday blocked out doing fun things.

:-)

I had a great day today - took a good long break.

I went drinking/dancing around the town, and ran into some old friends I knew from highschool, among which was a very hot gal. I was this close to taking her home before I finally came to my senses and took off

I was never such a manwhore before, why is it so hard to back away from girls now?

"Welcome to USBank online banking help center, how can I help you?"

"Yeah see - I'm a retard and managed to lock myself out of your website ( Read more... )

The Fu and I are thinking of painting our Macbook Pros. Suggestions? I think a big fat Dell logo on the back would be pretty funny, but I'm sure I can do better than that.

I recently solved a horrendous bug related to large Flash projects, and felt I needed to post about it so others suffering from it would be able to find the solution. This wouldn't be the most appropriate place for that, so I've started a "tech blog", where I'll post about that kind of thing. I've been sparing all of you from my more nerdy ( Read more... )

I like to mix the taste of beer with the taste of my foot.

"Temporary girlfriend on a trial basis"? Well at least she had a sense of humor about it :-)