i didn't ASK for the anal probe!

first day of school!
i think i'll do well if i care. which i will... tomorrow...

goodbye, tim. have a good education, and may your brain forever be wholesome and your sunglasses forever suave.

only one person can open a locked door...

Yar Assifrat.

"Hey there Neighbor Aber, how's about you and me get in the backseat of my car and go to Trolly Land ( Read more... )

leaving camp.....

we started filming the Staff video "F.J. in London" yesterday. F.J, of course, standing for Fucking Jordan, is played by Jordan. I'm Mel, her disgruntled, somewhat skanky, boy crazy new roommate, who eventually runs away with Chris Waldron (the wild musician.) Winnie hits on Matt Boulton, which i'm not jealous of, because Matt Boulton=God. It's ( Read more... )

i had a fucking miserable year and now i'm finally at a place where people are real, and he just decided to re-open old wounds. i hate it. i hate, hate, hate it.

you left enchanted by my intellect

or maybe, you didn’t

so i was talking to my friend Bob, (Bob Hornyman, obviously) and he told me that he heard through the grapevine that emily’s a sex pot beast? or something? Anyway, apparently Mr. H told her she was every guys wet dream, so she made that dream a reality. Yes, Emily is star in her own porno. So, quick as my little legs could carry me, i made a mad ( Read more... )