I'm very flattered that you would like me to step into your apartment and try your meatloaf, but I will have to decline being as your apartment smells like cottage cheese, I'm a vegetarian,  your a creepy 20-something year old who is already balding and breathes heavily from your mouth.

Goodbye.

I saw shadow people yesterday.

Last night I was with Angelo, Tony, and Chris just driving around in Angelo's car, and his mom called him. His dad passed away ( Read more... )

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I should be a weather man

Because I make it rain on them hoes.

So I've gotta see the Chiropractor three times a week for three weeks ( Read more... )

I've got a rib out of place. Its fucking my whole back up.
I'm going to the chiropractor tomorrow.

goddamn it.

2:40 AM

Mom- Why are your eyes all red?
Me- Because I'm tired...
Mom-Go to bed.
Me- But I can't sleep!
Mom-.......are you doing speed?
Me- Mom, go to bed.

April 5th - Snow.

It fucking snowed.

Well. Spring break is over ( Read more... )