× I <3 Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn is awesome. × If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would say hello. × I think Kaitlyn should drink some grapefruit juice. × Kaitlyn needs to shower. × Kaitlyn will never smell like baby. × I want to smell Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn can have some of my grapefruit juice. × When I think about Kaitlyn, I miss her smell. × Kaitlyn reminds me of summers at the beach. × Without Kaitlyn, I am happy. hah jk. × Memories of Kaitlyn are smelling her before i saw her in the halls. × Kaitlyn can be neat-o. × "i cant remember" is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn. × Worst thing about Kaitlyn is how she is cooler than me. × Best thing about Kaitlyn is she won't be cooler than me for long.
× I heart Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn is my wife. × If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would hug her to death. × I think Kaitlyn should hang out with me. × Kaitlyn needs me. × Kaitlyn will never ____. × I want to love Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn can ____ my _____. × When I think about Kaitlyn, I smile. × Kaitlyn reminds me of _____. × Without Kaitlyn, i'm unmarried. × Memories of Kaitlyn are grand. × Kaitlyn can be nothing but nice. × ? is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn. × Worst thing about Kaitlyn is ____. × Best thing about Kaitlyn is her coolness.
× I __LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVV__ Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn is __BATISTA!!!__. × If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would __DROPKICK HER__. × I think Kaitlyn should __VISIT ME MORE__. × Kaitlyn needs __BATISTA!!!__. × Kaitlyn will never __DIE__. × I want to ___BOINK__ Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn can __KISS__ my __BATISTA!!!___. × When I think about Kaitlyn, I __THINK THAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO BATISTA!!!__. × Kaitlyn reminds me of __FRODO___. × Without Kaitlyn, __I WOULD KNOW NO BATISTA!!!__. × Memories of Kaitlyn are __SEMI LUBRICATED__. × Kaitlyn can be __BATISTA!!!__. × __ROCKIN'__ is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn. × Worst thing about Kaitlyn is __NO BATISTA!!!__. × Best thing about Kaitlyn is __BATISTA!!!___.
× I _would like to meet_ Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn is _sort of like instant jell-o_. × If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would _sob uncontrollably_. × I think Kaitlyn should _wear a tiara_. × Kaitlyn needs _<3_. × Kaitlyn will never _think Beau is normal_. × I want to _exchange insurance cards with_ Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn can _befriend_ my _pet turtle_. × When I think about Kaitlyn, I _Autumn Walker_. × Kaitlyn reminds me of _this one time, when I was driving_. × Without Kaitlyn, _the world might stop spinning on its axis_. × Memories of Kaitlyn are _very few and far between_. × Kaitlyn can be _mayonaise_. × _"I haven't,"_ is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn. × Worst thing about Kaitlyn is _cheese_. × Best thing about Kaitlyn is _mayo!_.
× I 69'nd Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn is nocturnal. × If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would eat her face. × I think Kaitlyn should not kill for pleasure. × Kaitlyn needs a job, other than slaughtering innocent people. × Kaitlyn will never meet betty white, because kaitlyn is a psychopath. × I want to boob Kaitlyn. × Kaitlyn can boob my boob. × When I think about Kaitlyn, I touch myself. × Kaitlyn reminds me of my hot sister; if she was a serial killer. × Without Kaitlyn, no boobs. × Memories of Kaitlyn are filled of lesbian fantasies. × Kaitlyn can be normal. × terror is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn. × Worst thing about Kaitlyn is her fasination of the nazi party. × Best thing about Kaitlyn is her boobs.
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× Kaitlyn is awesome.
× If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would say hello.
× I think Kaitlyn should drink some grapefruit juice.
× Kaitlyn needs to shower.
× Kaitlyn will never smell like baby.
× I want to smell Kaitlyn.
× Kaitlyn can have some of my grapefruit juice.
× When I think about Kaitlyn, I miss her smell.
× Kaitlyn reminds me of summers at the beach.
× Without Kaitlyn, I am happy. hah jk.
× Memories of Kaitlyn are smelling her before i saw her in the halls.
× Kaitlyn can be neat-o.
× "i cant remember" is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn.
× Worst thing about Kaitlyn is how she is cooler than me.
× Best thing about Kaitlyn is she won't be cooler than me for long.
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2. what exactly do you plan to do to become cooler than me?
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2. i plan to become cooler than you starting...NOW (that is 9:54am on Saturday, APril 3rd).
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× Kaitlyn is my wife.
× If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would hug her to death.
× I think Kaitlyn should hang out with me.
× Kaitlyn needs me.
× Kaitlyn will never ____.
× I want to love Kaitlyn.
× Kaitlyn can ____ my _____.
× When I think about Kaitlyn, I smile.
× Kaitlyn reminds me of _____.
× Without Kaitlyn, i'm unmarried.
× Memories of Kaitlyn are grand.
× Kaitlyn can be nothing but nice.
× ? is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn.
× Worst thing about Kaitlyn is ____.
× Best thing about Kaitlyn is her coolness.
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Are we still on for the Science Center 'n dinner this weekend?
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× Kaitlyn is __BATISTA!!!__.
× If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would __DROPKICK HER__.
× I think Kaitlyn should __VISIT ME MORE__.
× Kaitlyn needs __BATISTA!!!__.
× Kaitlyn will never __DIE__.
× I want to ___BOINK__ Kaitlyn.
× Kaitlyn can __KISS__ my __BATISTA!!!___.
× When I think about Kaitlyn, I __THINK THAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO BATISTA!!!__.
× Kaitlyn reminds me of __FRODO___.
× Without Kaitlyn, __I WOULD KNOW NO BATISTA!!!__.
× Memories of Kaitlyn are __SEMI LUBRICATED__.
× Kaitlyn can be __BATISTA!!!__.
× __ROCKIN'__ is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn.
× Worst thing about Kaitlyn is __NO BATISTA!!!__.
× Best thing about Kaitlyn is __BATISTA!!!___.
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× Kaitlyn is _sort of like instant jell-o_.
× If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would _sob uncontrollably_.
× I think Kaitlyn should _wear a tiara_.
× Kaitlyn needs _<3_.
× Kaitlyn will never _think Beau is normal_.
× I want to _exchange insurance cards with_ Kaitlyn.
× Kaitlyn can _befriend_ my _pet turtle_.
× When I think about Kaitlyn, I _Autumn Walker_.
× Kaitlyn reminds me of _this one time, when I was driving_.
× Without Kaitlyn, _the world might stop spinning on its axis_.
× Memories of Kaitlyn are _very few and far between_.
× Kaitlyn can be _mayonaise_.
× _"I haven't,"_ is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn.
× Worst thing about Kaitlyn is _cheese_.
× Best thing about Kaitlyn is _mayo!_.
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Give your turtle mah' number. *wink*
MAYO? the fuck. Gagging now.
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× Kaitlyn is nocturnal.
× If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would eat her face.
× I think Kaitlyn should not kill for pleasure.
× Kaitlyn needs a job, other than slaughtering innocent people.
× Kaitlyn will never meet betty white, because kaitlyn is a psychopath.
× I want to boob Kaitlyn.
× Kaitlyn can boob my boob.
× When I think about Kaitlyn, I touch myself.
× Kaitlyn reminds me of my hot sister; if she was a serial killer.
× Without Kaitlyn, no boobs.
× Memories of Kaitlyn are filled of lesbian fantasies.
× Kaitlyn can be normal.
× terror is how I describe meeting Kaitlyn.
× Worst thing about Kaitlyn is her fasination of the nazi party.
× Best thing about Kaitlyn is her boobs.
xoxo
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my boobs suck, and so do Nazis. You must be thinking of someone else.
and dude, don't crush my fears of being Betty White's lover. It's all I have in this cruel world.
xox
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