Yesterday me and Hazy were standing in the checkout line getting ready to buy some swedish fish (the chewy red candy fish) and Hazy stated, quite frankly, "I'm gonna eat the shit outta those swedish fish!" .At least my 5 year old can use swear words in context.

Last night I dreamed that I looked inside a pair of my roller skates and found I had forgotten that I made inserts for them...cut out of cardboard and plastic.  Two distinct pieces....WTF?


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This is what my Dad gave me fer x-mas :)

http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm

Gives me warm fuzzies.

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I finally got to see the sports doctor on Friday.  In his report it says...plays on roller derby team and was injured from falling...reinjured shoulder a week later while breakdancing ( Read more... )

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Hazel: Mama, did you see how beautiful my picture is?

Mama: It's lovely, what are those colorful rows of?  Flowers?

Hazel:  No, Mama...they're double sided axes.  (waves hands up and down like Vanna White)

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