i went into kroger today on my way home from work. the feminine needs aisle is in the same aisle as the frozen breakfast and frozen breads. i was looking for breadsticks. i saw this old woman very seriously shopping for poise pads. it made me want to cry right there in kroger ( Read more... )

dear livejournal-
i hate your guts. that's why i never come see you anymore. lick my asshole.

i'm jonesin for hockey. it makes me sad to see hammer and toots on milwaukee's roster. but also happy because if this CBA doesn't get resolved, wes and megan and i are planning on taking a trip north. hahah. how cool would that be? to see tootoo beating up on people and hammer hipchecking people that he's way more talented than. seriously, ( Read more... )

the second time i saw garden state, all of the previews but one had jude law in them. whoever put the trailers together has a crush, i think ( Read more... )

dear wes and megan-
i hope you bitches have tons of fun on your trip. phoebe, oscar, and i will hold the fort down, and miss you greatly. i'll only have one friend. *mope mope* i'll be bored and lonely. but i know you'll have fun so it's ok.
love
tara

i'm sleeeeeeeepy ( Read more... )

alright i know rachel already criticized this, but i must must must add. i've lived here my entire life. and this is the dumbest thing ever. seriously, what asshole wrote this? NOT someone from nasvhille.

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i hate when people misspell the word definitely. its so NOT d-e-f-i-n-a-t-e-l-y. think definitive. god ( Read more... )

last week, i brought a mix cd to work. i made stephanie listen to it throughout our shift. it contained a wide variety of things: from bob dylan to sunny day real estate. stephanie is the kind of girl that listens to pop radio. she listens to ashlee simpson and britney spears. well, i made her fall in love with the postal service. she took home my ( Read more... )

yayyyyyyyyy
tonight i get to take ballet with ms kathy keith
AND
we're taking back the gift certificate before that to get our $20 back