i have this mysterious gaping cut below my bottom lip. and inside of my mouth is all ripped, bruised, and infected looking. all i remember is waking up at 2:30 very angry because my mouth was bleeding profusely. i've come to the conclusion that i MUST have fallen out of bed and bitten the fuck out of my lip when i landed. my pills dope me up so ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm going to bold the ones that do here...

You Might Be A Hockey Nut If...( you want summer to be over so it'll be hockey season again! )

Last Cigarette: never ( Read more... )

let me just say that i officially love calgary, minus sloth and oliwa. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go iginla! go gelinas!
choke red wings, choke! sure, they may've knocked my team out of the playoffs. but they got beattttt by the flames. hahahahaha damn that was sweet. some of them actually seem to have class. joseph, patting kipprusoff on the ( Read more... )

this lady is way creepy but those pictures of tomas are super cute. so go, go here!

i think that is all. haaaa

one year ago this past week i first "spoke" to carey and alex
matt who? right guys???

alright. i need a helping hand here, kids...
i'm planning on buying a youth sized jersey this summer. they're much cheaper and more my size than the adult! ok so i'm trying to decide whose name/number is going on the back.
candidate#1:

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i'm lazy and i never get online except to check email and to check random things. like phoebe's myspace profile and nhl.com hahahahah ah shit man. in all honesty, i don't know what i spend all of my time doing. i miss the preds, that is for sure. it is sad to watch other teams and their fans on tv. hahaha. i'm pulling for tampa bay, all the way. ( Read more... )

i have a flat fucking tire. meh and it won't come off. seriously. my tires won't come off. they suck ( Read more... )

shhhhhhhhhhhit i got all but one of my papers done. i had six. thye were all two pagers, but it was still draining as hell. i'm lazy and put things off til the last minute, i know ( Read more... )