i hate to be one of those dudes that only updates about my wife but fuck does he have a great ass and he can suck my dick until we're both blue in the face. uh hi i'm working on my solo shit, think sting after the police, people. STOP LAUGHING ( Read more... )

nothing new in the delonge-hoppus household besides i gave ava sharpies and taught her how to write "plus 44 sucks" on random walls in the house. mark thinks it's cute but ava and i are completely serious ( Read more... )

well tonight mark and i are going to try to re-kindle our marriage by going on a date to see jimmy eat world and taking back sunday. he rented a stretch hummer and filled it with marijuana and an assortment of hard liquors, he knows how to win me over for sure ( Read more... )

guess what guys, first of all hi! second of all if you want to see tommy throw a fit then keep it up, fuckers, i am going to burn everything plus 44 related IT WILL NOT HAPPEN. k that's all for now i'm going to go eat a burrito and drink several (12 or so) coronas in angst, BYE.

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LMAO HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY YOU DICKHEADS. sorry mrazzy i didn't mean to make you worried. right now i am sitting on markys lap and i am about to make him peanut butter toast and then give him numerous blowjobs then he'll return the favor ( Read more... )

well guess what? he's fucking gone. and i have no idea where he went. i woke up this morning to a note that said he had to get a way for a while, WHICH IS REALLY FUCKING SIMILAR TO SOME LYRICS OF OURS, WAY TO BE ORIGINAL, DICK. so yeah, fuck me, fuck the world, fuck you, fuck the pope. yes i really just said fuck the pope, because the only person ( Read more... )

people need to understand that my friends are like family to me. f-a-m-i-l-y. when you fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. you don't make my blood boil, only mark can do that because i love him the most. it amuses me to no end when people make pathetic attempts to offend me or piss me off. i have been in a band for fifteen years. i am used to ( Read more... )

oh my god you guys, phil spoon thinks green day is overrated and un-talented and it think he just sad because billie joe wouldn't fuck him, what do you guys think ( Read more... )

dear babycakes ( Read more... )