helllooooo. today mark bought me a new car. i'm not sure what kind it is but it's cute and it goes fast, and i drove it totally wasted (only down our driveway people) already. thank you baby ( Read more... )

i just heard this on tv:

i believe that we understand god about as much as our dogs understand us

on that note, i am going to the beach and sipping wine coolers with my husband and our gaggle of boyfriends. meet us there.

everyone needs to calm down. blink will be back. we are just tired. that's the easiest way to explain it to everyone. travis has a wife and a son now and mark and i have wives, kids, and each other. life is confusing and constantly being away from your family is fucking hard. i don't give a shit about money or our fans right now. sometimes you have ( Read more... )

what the fuck? i wake up from a five day drinking binge only to find out we did not play our show on friday. that fucking sucks man because i have lost like 15 pounds and i look sexier than ever. what the fuck happened? babycakes? i am fucking pissed ( Read more... )

ALL MENZ BBQ 2NIGHT just folllow the homosexuals and natalie portman on the 5-south. here is a teaser:


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this is from the macbeth newsletter that went out like five minutes ago ( Read more... )

first of all, no one comment to this entry because my hands are tired from replying to comments in michelle's journal so i don't want to have to reply to anymore here. plus i need energy to give mark a hand job later.

mraz bought me a paid account because he loves his papi and i love him back. he is homorific <3. sigh mraz. do you have any ( Read more... )

now i have larengitis (sp?) how the fuck do you spell that anyways? what the fuck ever, all i know is that i have no voice and thank god we have no shows to play because travis would both be singing and playing the drums...wait, do we have any shows to play? if we do i guess i'll get deryck whibley to fill in he kind of sounds/looks like me except ( Read more... )

markus_hoppus, [info]thomas_delonge, and sometimes [info]travis__barker. oh it's such a shame that i'd rather not constantly hear about your butt invasions with each other.

those are the reasons phil_spoon gave us to hit the accountstatus link. so i'll do you a favor sweetheart and remove you and then you'll never have to comment to me and then talk shit about me ( Read more... )

so, skiba thinks he's leaving and i just left him the following comment ( Read more... )