I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that brother3of5 is the hottest, sexiest, geekiest (or dorkiest?) man alive. Anyone who disagrees will have my karate chop to deal with ( Read more... )

I said my final goodbyes to my preschoolers today. I wonder what the future holds for them.

Appropriately, this is the quote I found on my desk calendar: There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. ---Hodding Carter

I spoke today with a man on the other end of the spectrum ( Read more... )

It's been pestering me for years, now. I'm starting to lose sleep over it.

Why is steak measured in ounces, but hamburger is measured in pounds?

A cow is a cow is a cow, people!!

So, my Boo is irritated that I don't write long enough posts or long enough comments. Tough beans, girl. There's a method to my madness. The main point being, my life isn't interesting enough to keep your interest longer than two sentences. And if the subject matter doesn't involve a puppy or a baby, then I've lost you after sentence one ( Read more... )

I cursed at an idiot in traffic today.
I ate two Twinkies for breakfast.
I ignored a phone call from my old roommate.
If I go to Hell the Twinkies might be worth it.