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Not even the woodwork could contain me!
Well:
I graduated and survived. I actually didn’t walk though, I chose not to at almost the last minute. I was finishing up my final optional Phenomenology paper last minute because I worked over 40 hours a week the last two weeks of the semester, and dammit I wanted to try for an A in the class (the paper was optional, you see, but if we didn ( Read more... ) -
'Nother site, bigger import.
Not that archiving the folklore of foxes doesn't have it's place and purpose.
Today's Yam HaShoah, or Holocaust Remembrance Day. Every year people at my school stand behind podiums and loudspeakers outside and read names of victims. Last year a survivor who lives in KCK visited the school and recounted her experiences, and I think this year there ( Read more... ) -
For you Fox nerds out there...
I was actually doing a little "research" (and by "research" I mean I typed something into Google) on the Four Humours when this page showed up in the results and I couldn't resist clicking:
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Since there must be something looming in my natural chemistry that *exudes* "mistress"...
Allow me an authoritative opinion:
For the scuzzy Jacks, johns and schlomos out there: the difference between a zoophile and a horndog is the zoophile has more integrity--the "partners" he treats like animals are, in fact, animals. Take your cue from a lesser bastard.
[droppin outta social graces]
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Observation made in a bar.
Apparently me applying lip balm is lascivious. I did not intend it so. No, drunk horny cripple, I'm not into you, I'm slightly deathly ill at the moment, that is all.
I couldn't find my phone for some six hours yesterday. I tried to go see my roommate at his bartending gig before I went to class, but the bar's right on the parade route. I pulled ( Read more... ) -
Let's start the morning off right!
Which is something of a misnomer, because I've been up since 6. However, I am softly, pleasantly hungover, and therefore contemplatively lethargic, and I want to pose the question that I pondered a lot while at a show last night:
Have you ever wondered if you committed adultery with the wrong half of a couple?
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Hey dumb aging white bitch at the one-way sign.
What the fuck was that trying to turn the wrong way down the one-way street, when the fucking sign's right there in front of you, and I'm coming up the right way so I can go to class? There wasn't any snow falling, I pointed out the sign, and yet you still persisted in your stupid blatant law-breaking, in hazardous driving conditions nonetheless, ( Read more... ) -
Because I promised the tranny and bongos.
HOLY SHIT.
So at work (which is a car wash) there's free vacuums, yeah? But the free vacuums are for our customers, who've already gone through the wash. Understandable, right? So sometimes we have to tell people trying to vacuum that they need to wash first, and sometimes they do wash and sometimes they go down the street to the cheaper but ( Read more... ) -
Yeah I'm Alive
And life is crazy. Like, trannies threatening to whip out guns and dudes playing bongos while driving, crazy. And since I just teased you with that, more on that later when I don't have to leave soon for Spanish. Just thought I'd make this observation:
I like the word "cholera." I think it'd make a pretty name for a girl, meaning aside. I read ( Read more... )