So I went bowling with my friend Jane and a bunch of her friends last night. We had a great time drinking a few beers, shootin the shit, and laughing. On our second game I bowled my highest score EVER: 184! But that wasn't the highlight.

What WAS the highlight, you ask? Well, only half of the group bought an extra game. So instead of half of us ( Read more... )

YOU SEE???? I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! ...okay, so maybe she's an ALIEN. OR MAYBE SHE'S A CYBER-KINETIC ALIEN!

Edit: Go to the onion and search for Cindy McCain

I love this. It encapsulates about 98% of what I've been feeling this last year or two.
Give yourself five minutes to read it. It's pretty good.

11 Days Left.

Edit: Also, please review these two videos. They aren't very funny, but god help me they're emotionally satisfying. Start them at :36 and 1:11, respectively.

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I am obsessed. I am OB. SESSED.

This woman is amazing. I seriously cannot stop listening to her music. It's ridiculous. I am in love.

Thank you Angelique for playing her music for me. I cannot get enough. Plus, c'mon, she's freakin adorable. ADORABLE.

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My fellow Americans,

As the night for political change draws closer in this country, Americans look for new leadership and responsibility. Whether it's foreign affairs, the collapsing economy, reproductive rights, education, or any other topic in the myriad of American clusterfucks, we have a responsibility not merely as citizens, but as fellow ( Read more... )

British Corpses Piling Up

British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think?


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You know, whenever I'm feeling down or in a bad mood, I always look up the Constitution Party on wikipedia. Jesus do you have any idea what these people BELIEVE? God it's good for a laugh.

Some Highlights:

"The party also opposes government recognition of same-sex unions , and believes state and local governments have the right to criminalize ' ( Read more... )

"Those of you who've been fascinated by the Little Green Pea Car in the Birds Eye TV ad, and would like to own one, are going to be disappointed. The people behind the ad tell me only one was made from bits of a VW Camper van. It only does 5mph, it isn't street-legal and the engine is the size of a hair-dryer."

FindArticles - QUENTIN WILLSON: ( Read more... )

The sun, whose rays ( Read more... )

DILEMMA! "ARCTIC DINOSAURS" and "TRANSGENDERED WOMEN IN PRISON" are both on AT THE SAME TIME! WHICH DO I WATCH?!?!?!?!?