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The Snape Prayer
Our Severus, who art in hogwarts,
Hallowed be thy nose.
Thy caulrdon come.
Thy will be done,
On the astronomy tower as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily potion.
And forgive us our bad grades,
As we forgive those who curse our asses off.
And lead us not into detention,
But deliver us from evil.
For thou is the hotness,
and the smartness,
and teh SEX,
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Midnight Virginity
Well, I finally went to a midnight showing. At 12:03 this morning, I began watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna give any spoilers. I don't have a death wish. Suffice to say the movie WAS FUCKING AMAZING and there were so many actors to whom I would whore myself to because they are godly (Gary Oldman and ( Read more... ) -
Driving
I officially have my drivers license. Passed the test and everything. Now I'm bed-ridden, case I'm all ::wiggles arms around:: sick and such.
But I'm starting to feel better. Taking control again. I never realized until I started, how much difference it makes.
Watching the Hunt of Red October. Sean Connery, you will always sound like Sean Connery ( Read more... ) -
This is Side One
Relationships.
We all got 'em
We all want 'em
...what do we do with 'em?
They are funny things.
Especially when they involve members of the opposite sex.
Oh ho ho. Aren't they fun.
I think we all know the answer is "HA! Hahahaha, yeah, sure."
Let me number off that latest atrocities:
1) There is a boy we shall call Will (some names have been ( Read more... ) -
Doubt in the Midst of Success
I've been thinking.
A Dangerous Pastime
I know.
This whole entry is probably going to come across as pumpous or inmodest to some, but I'm sure others will understand.
I'm very good. I'm very good at a lot of things. For example, this acting thing. This year...I've been amazing. I know it, and everyone seems bent on telling me so.
School. I'm smart. I'm ( Read more... ) -
The 750 Word Essay Stares At Me Malicously, Unwritten
This week was the opening week for the show that has consumed my life and brought me equal amounts of happiness and misery, Seussical the Musical. For the uninformed reader, or those with transient memories, I was/am the Cat in the Hat for this production.
I think it went really well. Personally, it went fantastically (if that's a word and if it isn ( Read more... ) -
Echoes of Voices
I just realized I'm a memory in here.
It's rather frightening really.
I mean, anyone who still reads this journal (if there is anyone who still reads this journal) doesn't really think of me. I mean, I'm the past tense. I happened. I have no immediate impact on anyone's life in here. Few people might remember something that happened when I was around ( Read more... ) -
There's Something About Me That's Wonderful and I'm Determined to Make Myself See It
Things to do:
(1) Tell Brian about the four greek words for love
(2) Set up a friend date with Jess
(3) Set up a friend date with Kay
(4) Set up a friend date with Steph
Everyone once and a while I hit rock bottom with the fact that I'm a coward whose afraid to her like herself. I mope about how I have no friends, realize its only because I'm to scared ( Read more... ) -
I Look at this Sweet Face and See the Murderer Behind it
Quick bullets (hopefully they'll hit the targets):
(1) Father in second stage of remission
(2) Eddie Norton was the leper king in Kingdom of Heaven, who knew!
(3) Looking at colleges
(4) Getting my wisdom teeth out
(5) Running away like the hero I am
Re #3: I'm taking today and tomorrow off from school, as school is now 5 hours away, give or take traffic ( Read more... ) -
Strike That - Reverse It
I know exactly what I want to say, but I can never start.
But now I just did so, writing gods: : PPPPP
::begs forgiveness from writing gods::
Me, the dad, and the mom went college walking yesterday. It was...strange. And exciting. And crushing. All at the same time you know? Cause I always thought....I dunno, I always thought that'd they drag ( Read more... )