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[thranduil]

My son Legolas has approached me with a business venture. Methinks this new place had more strange effects on him than I knew. But with no access to the treasury, even distasteful mercantile interest must be considered.

I would much prefer more vegetarian pursuits. We shall see how this progresses.

Comments

Small suggestion

[elvish_rose]

You are on the completely wrong coast for vegan ventures. Might I suggest California if you want to go that route? Sun, surf, and tofu!

Re: Small suggestion

[thranduil]

We Elves aim to start trends, not simply follow them.

[oropher]

So THERE you are, Thrandy! Daddy's home! And I've brought matching loins for everyone!

[thranduil]

Without meaning to be critical father, those "loins" as you call them were out of date a few centuries ago.