Master List Of Fic
Warning: the ones with a * beside their name are old. Like, really really old. They are from when I was young and stupid and I make absolutely no promises as to the quality of their content (or spelling, for that matter). On the other hand, if you want to have a laugh at baby!threeguesses, they're the best place to start.
Devil Wears Prada
1 + 1 = Window [Caroline, Cassidy, Andy/Miranda]
Caroline was born first.
Five Assistants That Miranda Priestly Never Sleeps With (And One That She Does) [Miranda, Andy/Miranda]
What? You thought she was fucking them all?
Harry Potter
All Things Upright [McGonagall, vague McGonagall/Dumbledore]
Minerva was sent to school two years before the world went to hell.
The Only Rule Is [McGonagall, McGonagall/Tom Riddle]
She should really find a better place to keep her heart, because there's a war on and her sleeve is getting dangerous.
*Memory Lapses [McGonagall/Dumbledore]
Sometimes, in our old age, we forget things.
*That Which Never Was [McGonagall, Dumbledore, pseudo-gen]
"I mean," the Astronomy Professor continued in a whisper, "I always reckoned she was just a little bit in love with him."
His Dark Materials
Palmistry [Serafina Pekkala/Lee Scoresby]
Witches are born without lifelines.
Works and Days [Serafina Pekkala/Farder Coram]
Farder Coram meets Serafina Pekkala during the last days of summer. Written for Yuletide 2010.
Life (tv)
A Basket of Cellophane [Ted/Charlie]
"I mean, I'm not Robin or Alfred, so am I Mary Jane?" Written for Yuletide 2008.
Intreat me not to leave thee [Karen Davis, Dani Reese, others]
Davis is Jack Reese's partner for a long time. Written for Yuletide 2009.
The Magic School Bus
As I Always Say [Ms. Frizzle, gen]
Ms. Frizzle has always enjoyed the third grade. Written for Yuletide 2011.
The Office
Glassblowing [Pam, Jim/Pam]
There is a kind of art to them.
Hope is Out of Style [Jim, Jim/Pam]
There is nothing wrong with the left phalangey and he doesn't get off the plane.
Twenty Facts About Karen Filipelli [Karen/Pam/Jim]
Karen was almost named Henrietta.
Rookie Blue
Do Not (Pass Go, Collect $200) [Sam/Andy: secret, new, again]
He isn't going to call her.
gentlemen prefer [Sam/Andy: locker room, stakeout, young]
The thing is, she isn't even his type. [Written for Porn Battle XII.]
In the middle of that riot, couldn't get you off my mind [Sam/Andy]
The dress doesn't fit. (The one where they go undercover and bone.)
loosening my grip on Bobby Orr [Sam/Andy]
The one where they go to a hockey game.
my demons took up that whole church pew [Jo/Sam, Jo(/Luke), Sam(/Andy)]
The problem with Swarek: he's nice to her. Written for the Rookie Blue Holiday Wishlist Gift Exchange.
table seats four and a couch seats three [Sam/Andy, post-2x11 speculation]
Sam spends the morning alternating between feeling stupidly pleased and just straight-up stupid.
ten lords a-leaping [Sam/Andy, Jerry/Traci, Medieval Times]
"So," Sam says. "We seriously have to pregame for this thing?" Written for the Rookie Blue Holiday Wishlist Gift Exchange.
thought it was a fever, found out it was a plague [Sam/Andy: cookout, tan, whine]
It must be fucking exhausting. Written for Porn Battle XII.
The Surprisingly-Cohesive Comment!fic Universe
All co-written with lowriseflare
fools in a spiral round this town of steel [Sam/Andy]
The one between the sparring scene and the almost-kiss in 2x10.
this absurd faction [Sam/Andy]
The one with the first time.
blood that moves the body [Sam/Andy: crappy cover apartment, over his knee]
The one with the light S&M.
christmas morning, back from the war [Sam/Andy]
(Immediately post-2x13 finale.) The one where they do it on the kitchen floor.
anything you have in mind [Sam/Andy]
The one with his biggest turn on.
all at once on our tongues [Sam/Andy]
The one where they get hammered.
tie our hands to something solid [Sam/Andy, suspension fic]
The one with the period sex.
a whole house on fire if you'd let it [Sam/Andy, first day back at work]
The one where they do it in the bathroom of the Penny.
where you were wandering upside down [Sam/Andy, Oliver/Zoe, ensemble]
The one with the dinner invitation.
foot off the brake [Sam/Andy]
The one with the phone sex.
infinitely late at night [Sam/Andy]
The one with the handcuffs.
the syntax of things [Sam/Andy]
The one with the "I love you."
like fingers through rings [Sam/Andy]
The one with Montreal and Corinne.
all of us secret agents [Sam/Andy]
The one where they break up.
something nobody with sense would understand [Sam/Andy]
The one with the proposal.
on your everyday nights [Sam/Andy]
The one with the baby-making.
i will be a tree that you come home to [Sam/Andy, assorted fictional Swarek-McNally's]
Featuring all four imaginary Swarek-McNally children!
Other Comment!Fic
at night we walk into our houses and burn [Sam/Andy, set immediately post-2x13]
The one where they play by the rules.
Dirty Secrets Trilogy: close to the telling
The one where Sam and Andy get back together and sneak around.
could have been the willie nelson, could have been the wine [Sam/Andy/Gail/Luke]
The one with the cracktastic foursome
no wiser the fool than I was before [Sam/Andy, post-3x01]
"So what do we do now?"
not a language, but a map [Sam/Andy, post-3x07 and the I love you]
So, like. Possibly Andy does kind of want to start saying it all the time.
Seeing Other People Series: love is not the last room: there are others [Andy/Nick] and on creating the perfect landmine [Sam]
Because the best way to get over someone is to get under someone!
this one thing is always supposed to stay [Sam/Andy]
THE ORIGINAL COMMENT!FIC, the one that spawned all others.
the whole long continent of you [Sam/Andy, post-2x10, Undercover AU]
The AU where she goes undercover with him after 2x10.
world lights up at its edges [Sam/Andy, High School AU]
The one where they're in high school, and no, we are not kidding.
Rookie Blue RPF
and possibly I like the thrill [Ben Bass/Missy Peregrym]
With apologies to the young Mrs. Bass.
here I am leaving you clues [Ben Bass/Missy Peregrym]
The one where Missy does Stick It flips to allure Ben, and your authors have next to no shame.
Star Wars
A Tale (In Past Tense) [Han, Han/Leia]
Han Solo wants to tell you a love story.
*After The Gold Rush [Luke, Luke/Leia, Han/Leia]
He must have already known, he thinks. Because everyone's been telling him for years.
And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon [Janson, Janson/Mothma]
One day Wes Janson woke up and decided he wanted to save the world.
Assortments [Mothma, Janson and the Rogue Squadron]
A collection of vignettes.
Backhanded [Janson, Janson/Leia, Janson/Mothma]
Janson wakes up with someone in his bed. And that someone is not him because he checked, and he's here, and that crosses off an out-of-body experience.
*Comic [Han Solo]
Why'd the mercenary cross the road?
*Denial [Leia, Han/Leia]
She was wearing his shirt. They made their assumptions.
*Eighteen and a Thousand Years [Leia]
Um. Please don't read it.
Five Things That Didn't Happen [Han/Leia, Mothma/Janson]
Five things that didn't happen on Hoth.
Fog Inside The Glass [Han, Han/Leia]
She smiles at you as though something good can come of it. You aren't sleeping.
*Listen [Luke, Han/Leia]
He knew what he wanted to tell them. But they didn't want to hear it.
The Not-Quite-Love Letters [Han/Leia, Mothma/Janson, Mothma/Rieekan...]
Because, technically, the first love letter Solo wrote Organa was blackmail.
*To Know Better [Han/Leia]
They are not in love.
Question [Leia, Han/Leia]
If you don't know the answer, always pick c.
Your Contribution to the War Effort (A Mercenary's Guide) [Han, Han/Leia]
Han isn't by-the-book.
The Good Wife
And you have bent your pride [Alicia, Kalinda]
The first day Kalinda doesn't show up for work, Alicia doesn't notice. Set after the season 3 finale.
The dice were loaded from the start [Alicia/Kalinda]
The hotel room is freezing.
Drabbles
All written for TGW Comment Fic Meme.
Build me a boat that can carry two [Alicia/Kalinda: sharing clothes]
Move [Alicia/Kalinda: drunken dancing]
C. K. Dexter Haven, You Have Unsuspected Depth [Alicia/Kalinda, Jackie: country club]
Nets of silver and gold have we [Alicia/Kalinda: morning-after hangover]
Easy As [Alicia/Kalinda: secret, feelings, work, possible]
The thing is, oddly, Kalinda's a pretty decent girlfriend. Written for Porn Battle XII.
Everything she takes, she takes apart [Ensemble: take your daughter to work day]
Everything I say, she takes to heart.
Finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade [Alicia/Kalinda: the shivers]
Alicia can't remember the first kiss. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Five Friends Kalinda Sharma Couldn't Keep (And One She Did) [Kalinda/everyone and no one]
Kalinda has never trusted well.
Four Times Alicia Was Thinking Of Kalinda When She Shouldn't Have Been (And Once When She Definitely, Definitely Should Have) [Kalinda/Alicia]
The first time's an accident. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Frankly, My Dear, I Don't [Kalinda, Kalinda/Alicia, Kalinda/her own broken heart]
Kalinda does.
Hindsight Bias [Alicia/Kalinda]
She expects Alicia to regret it.
Lay me on the table, put flowers in my mouth [Alicia/Kalinda: 18 times]
"Peter fucked the hooker eighteen times." Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Like A White Shocking Wire [Will/Alicia/Kalinda]
Or, Twenty Ways Will, Alicia, and Kalinda Never Had A Threesome.
Live alone, eat your cake [Kalinda(/Alicia/Will)]
Kalinda chooses.
Rumpelstiltskin [Alicia/Kalinda: tattoo]
Alicia doesn't notice the first few times. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Thicker Than [Alicia/Kalinda: period kink]
"Kalinda. It's unsanitary."
Though I Once Supposed So [Alicia/Kalinda]
On their first day of work there are boxes in the hallway and the building still smells of paint.
you got a face with a view [Alicia/Kalinda: devoted wives porn trilogy]
"So. There's porn about me."
You have not yet learned to crawl [Alicia/Kalinda]
The first time Kalinda kisses her, it isn't entirely a surprise. Written for Yuletide 2010.
The Good Wife RPF
Darling Why Don't We [Matt/Archie: dancing at the wrap party]
She practices accents on him sometimes. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
I'm seeking girls in sales and marketing [Matt/Archie: ...and no one will know]
Probably, actually, everyone knows. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Wicked (Bookverse)
people come and go so quickly here [Elphaba/G(a)linda]
Glinda doesn't remember very much of her school days. Written for Yuletide 2009.
The X-Files
And if I make my bed in Sheol [Scully, Scully/Mulder, alt-u]
Mulder dies on a Tuesday.
five things that never happened to dana scully [Scully, Scully/Mulder, Scully/Samantha]
Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?
for the weary [Scully, Mulder/Scully, iwtb-speculation]
Scully sits at the kitchen table and waits for the blood to stop.
Gardening in Tropical Climates [Scully, Mulder/Scully, post-iwtb]
"You can't have it all, Doctor Scully," the scarecrow tells her. It is smoking a cigarette. "There's always something you have to give up."
Shopping List [Scully, Mulder/Scully, cancer-arc]
Scully has too many rolls of toilet paper for just one person.
silver bells and cockle shells [William]
William meets a girl in the garden.
Devil Wears Prada
1 + 1 = Window [Caroline, Cassidy, Andy/Miranda]
Caroline was born first.
Five Assistants That Miranda Priestly Never Sleeps With (And One That She Does) [Miranda, Andy/Miranda]
What? You thought she was fucking them all?
Harry Potter
All Things Upright [McGonagall, vague McGonagall/Dumbledore]
Minerva was sent to school two years before the world went to hell.
The Only Rule Is [McGonagall, McGonagall/Tom Riddle]
She should really find a better place to keep her heart, because there's a war on and her sleeve is getting dangerous.
*Memory Lapses [McGonagall/Dumbledore]
Sometimes, in our old age, we forget things.
*That Which Never Was [McGonagall, Dumbledore, pseudo-gen]
"I mean," the Astronomy Professor continued in a whisper, "I always reckoned she was just a little bit in love with him."
His Dark Materials
Palmistry [Serafina Pekkala/Lee Scoresby]
Witches are born without lifelines.
Works and Days [Serafina Pekkala/Farder Coram]
Farder Coram meets Serafina Pekkala during the last days of summer. Written for Yuletide 2010.
Life (tv)
A Basket of Cellophane [Ted/Charlie]
"I mean, I'm not Robin or Alfred, so am I Mary Jane?" Written for Yuletide 2008.
Intreat me not to leave thee [Karen Davis, Dani Reese, others]
Davis is Jack Reese's partner for a long time. Written for Yuletide 2009.
The Magic School Bus
As I Always Say [Ms. Frizzle, gen]
Ms. Frizzle has always enjoyed the third grade. Written for Yuletide 2011.
The Office
Glassblowing [Pam, Jim/Pam]
There is a kind of art to them.
Hope is Out of Style [Jim, Jim/Pam]
There is nothing wrong with the left phalangey and he doesn't get off the plane.
Twenty Facts About Karen Filipelli [Karen/Pam/Jim]
Karen was almost named Henrietta.
Rookie Blue
Do Not (Pass Go, Collect $200) [Sam/Andy: secret, new, again]
He isn't going to call her.
gentlemen prefer [Sam/Andy: locker room, stakeout, young]
The thing is, she isn't even his type. [Written for Porn Battle XII.]
In the middle of that riot, couldn't get you off my mind [Sam/Andy]
The dress doesn't fit. (The one where they go undercover and bone.)
loosening my grip on Bobby Orr [Sam/Andy]
The one where they go to a hockey game.
my demons took up that whole church pew [Jo/Sam, Jo(/Luke), Sam(/Andy)]
The problem with Swarek: he's nice to her. Written for the Rookie Blue Holiday Wishlist Gift Exchange.
table seats four and a couch seats three [Sam/Andy, post-2x11 speculation]
Sam spends the morning alternating between feeling stupidly pleased and just straight-up stupid.
ten lords a-leaping [Sam/Andy, Jerry/Traci, Medieval Times]
"So," Sam says. "We seriously have to pregame for this thing?" Written for the Rookie Blue Holiday Wishlist Gift Exchange.
thought it was a fever, found out it was a plague [Sam/Andy: cookout, tan, whine]
It must be fucking exhausting. Written for Porn Battle XII.
The Surprisingly-Cohesive Comment!fic Universe
All co-written with lowriseflare
fools in a spiral round this town of steel [Sam/Andy]
The one between the sparring scene and the almost-kiss in 2x10.
this absurd faction [Sam/Andy]
The one with the first time.
blood that moves the body [Sam/Andy: crappy cover apartment, over his knee]
The one with the light S&M.
christmas morning, back from the war [Sam/Andy]
(Immediately post-2x13 finale.) The one where they do it on the kitchen floor.
anything you have in mind [Sam/Andy]
The one with his biggest turn on.
all at once on our tongues [Sam/Andy]
The one where they get hammered.
tie our hands to something solid [Sam/Andy, suspension fic]
The one with the period sex.
a whole house on fire if you'd let it [Sam/Andy, first day back at work]
The one where they do it in the bathroom of the Penny.
where you were wandering upside down [Sam/Andy, Oliver/Zoe, ensemble]
The one with the dinner invitation.
foot off the brake [Sam/Andy]
The one with the phone sex.
infinitely late at night [Sam/Andy]
The one with the handcuffs.
the syntax of things [Sam/Andy]
The one with the "I love you."
like fingers through rings [Sam/Andy]
The one with Montreal and Corinne.
all of us secret agents [Sam/Andy]
The one where they break up.
something nobody with sense would understand [Sam/Andy]
The one with the proposal.
on your everyday nights [Sam/Andy]
The one with the baby-making.
i will be a tree that you come home to [Sam/Andy, assorted fictional Swarek-McNally's]
Featuring all four imaginary Swarek-McNally children!
Other Comment!Fic
at night we walk into our houses and burn [Sam/Andy, set immediately post-2x13]
The one where they play by the rules.
Dirty Secrets Trilogy: close to the telling
The one where Sam and Andy get back together and sneak around.
could have been the willie nelson, could have been the wine [Sam/Andy/Gail/Luke]
The one with the cracktastic foursome
no wiser the fool than I was before [Sam/Andy, post-3x01]
"So what do we do now?"
not a language, but a map [Sam/Andy, post-3x07 and the I love you]
So, like. Possibly Andy does kind of want to start saying it all the time.
Seeing Other People Series: love is not the last room: there are others [Andy/Nick] and on creating the perfect landmine [Sam]
Because the best way to get over someone is to get under someone!
this one thing is always supposed to stay [Sam/Andy]
THE ORIGINAL COMMENT!FIC, the one that spawned all others.
the whole long continent of you [Sam/Andy, post-2x10, Undercover AU]
The AU where she goes undercover with him after 2x10.
world lights up at its edges [Sam/Andy, High School AU]
The one where they're in high school, and no, we are not kidding.
Rookie Blue RPF
and possibly I like the thrill [Ben Bass/Missy Peregrym]
With apologies to the young Mrs. Bass.
here I am leaving you clues [Ben Bass/Missy Peregrym]
The one where Missy does Stick It flips to allure Ben, and your authors have next to no shame.
Star Wars
A Tale (In Past Tense) [Han, Han/Leia]
Han Solo wants to tell you a love story.
*After The Gold Rush [Luke, Luke/Leia, Han/Leia]
He must have already known, he thinks. Because everyone's been telling him for years.
And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon [Janson, Janson/Mothma]
One day Wes Janson woke up and decided he wanted to save the world.
Assortments [Mothma, Janson and the Rogue Squadron]
A collection of vignettes.
Backhanded [Janson, Janson/Leia, Janson/Mothma]
Janson wakes up with someone in his bed. And that someone is not him because he checked, and he's here, and that crosses off an out-of-body experience.
*Comic [Han Solo]
Why'd the mercenary cross the road?
*Denial [Leia, Han/Leia]
She was wearing his shirt. They made their assumptions.
*Eighteen and a Thousand Years [Leia]
Um. Please don't read it.
Five Things That Didn't Happen [Han/Leia, Mothma/Janson]
Five things that didn't happen on Hoth.
Fog Inside The Glass [Han, Han/Leia]
She smiles at you as though something good can come of it. You aren't sleeping.
*Listen [Luke, Han/Leia]
He knew what he wanted to tell them. But they didn't want to hear it.
The Not-Quite-Love Letters [Han/Leia, Mothma/Janson, Mothma/Rieekan...]
Because, technically, the first love letter Solo wrote Organa was blackmail.
*To Know Better [Han/Leia]
They are not in love.
Question [Leia, Han/Leia]
If you don't know the answer, always pick c.
Your Contribution to the War Effort (A Mercenary's Guide) [Han, Han/Leia]
Han isn't by-the-book.
The Good Wife
And you have bent your pride [Alicia, Kalinda]
The first day Kalinda doesn't show up for work, Alicia doesn't notice. Set after the season 3 finale.
The dice were loaded from the start [Alicia/Kalinda]
The hotel room is freezing.
Drabbles
All written for TGW Comment Fic Meme.
Build me a boat that can carry two [Alicia/Kalinda: sharing clothes]
Move [Alicia/Kalinda: drunken dancing]
C. K. Dexter Haven, You Have Unsuspected Depth [Alicia/Kalinda, Jackie: country club]
Nets of silver and gold have we [Alicia/Kalinda: morning-after hangover]
Easy As [Alicia/Kalinda: secret, feelings, work, possible]
The thing is, oddly, Kalinda's a pretty decent girlfriend. Written for Porn Battle XII.
Everything she takes, she takes apart [Ensemble: take your daughter to work day]
Everything I say, she takes to heart.
Finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade [Alicia/Kalinda: the shivers]
Alicia can't remember the first kiss. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Five Friends Kalinda Sharma Couldn't Keep (And One She Did) [Kalinda/everyone and no one]
Kalinda has never trusted well.
Four Times Alicia Was Thinking Of Kalinda When She Shouldn't Have Been (And Once When She Definitely, Definitely Should Have) [Kalinda/Alicia]
The first time's an accident. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Frankly, My Dear, I Don't [Kalinda, Kalinda/Alicia, Kalinda/her own broken heart]
Kalinda does.
Hindsight Bias [Alicia/Kalinda]
She expects Alicia to regret it.
Lay me on the table, put flowers in my mouth [Alicia/Kalinda: 18 times]
"Peter fucked the hooker eighteen times." Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Like A White Shocking Wire [Will/Alicia/Kalinda]
Or, Twenty Ways Will, Alicia, and Kalinda Never Had A Threesome.
Live alone, eat your cake [Kalinda(/Alicia/Will)]
Kalinda chooses.
Rumpelstiltskin [Alicia/Kalinda: tattoo]
Alicia doesn't notice the first few times. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Thicker Than [Alicia/Kalinda: period kink]
"Kalinda. It's unsanitary."
Though I Once Supposed So [Alicia/Kalinda]
On their first day of work there are boxes in the hallway and the building still smells of paint.
you got a face with a view [Alicia/Kalinda: devoted wives porn trilogy]
"So. There's porn about me."
You have not yet learned to crawl [Alicia/Kalinda]
The first time Kalinda kisses her, it isn't entirely a surprise. Written for Yuletide 2010.
The Good Wife RPF
Darling Why Don't We [Matt/Archie: dancing at the wrap party]
She practices accents on him sometimes. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
I'm seeking girls in sales and marketing [Matt/Archie: ...and no one will know]
Probably, actually, everyone knows. Written for TGW Summer Comment Fixathon.
Wicked (Bookverse)
people come and go so quickly here [Elphaba/G(a)linda]
Glinda doesn't remember very much of her school days. Written for Yuletide 2009.
The X-Files
And if I make my bed in Sheol [Scully, Scully/Mulder, alt-u]
Mulder dies on a Tuesday.
five things that never happened to dana scully [Scully, Scully/Mulder, Scully/Samantha]
Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?
for the weary [Scully, Mulder/Scully, iwtb-speculation]
Scully sits at the kitchen table and waits for the blood to stop.
Gardening in Tropical Climates [Scully, Mulder/Scully, post-iwtb]
"You can't have it all, Doctor Scully," the scarecrow tells her. It is smoking a cigarette. "There's always something you have to give up."
Shopping List [Scully, Mulder/Scully, cancer-arc]
Scully has too many rolls of toilet paper for just one person.
silver bells and cockle shells [William]
William meets a girl in the garden.