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threepennies

The girl who lived in her shoes...

Apr 18, 2005 01:34

Friday afternoon was pleasantly spent shopping for ridiculously extravagant shoes with J and M on Market.

I wanted something that whispered "coquette" but instead walked out with something that screams "cockette ( Read more... )

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jsmonet April 18 2005, 16:54:08 UTC

Get the shoes. Midget sodomy isn't nearly as bad as all my convictions make it seem!

threepennies May 1 2005, 18:36:43 UTC

I keep looking at those things and find myself thinking, "How bad could it be? The Klingon makeup stains will wash off..."

Tsk. I feel dirty.

pantryslut April 18 2005, 16:55:11 UTC

Oooh, yes, nice shoes.

threepennies May 1 2005, 18:37:31 UTC

I love them. I'm getting more and more into shoes these days. I've even traded internet porn for zappos.com.

It's all kinds of fucked up.

weezel365 April 18 2005, 20:40:11 UTC

I'm certain there'll be some midgets like that at Dragoncon this year.

threepennies May 1 2005, 18:40:55 UTC

I don't know if my pick up line of "Hey, will you fist me in the ass so I can buy a pair of Manolo slingbacks?" is going to get anything besides a look of utter confusion.

devcubber April 19 2005, 03:18:28 UTC

ebay, my darling; that is where I feed the obsession that is SHOES in my life. I just bought a pair of Marc Jacobs (my all time fave shoe man), brand-spankin', and they are light blue suede 5" wedgies with a pinwheel where your bow is. Go for it baby. 'Tis cheaper than the retail and you gotta have'em!

threepennies May 1 2005, 18:46:53 UTC

Logging in right now.

threepennies May 1 2005, 18:59:57 UTC

Jesus, you are a crackdealer. :P

Yeah, but who needs food.... whatagoodboy71 April 21 2005, 22:45:50 UTC

...and if you can't afford rent, you'll look fucking awesome on the street. Seriously, I am a big fan of retail therapy. Those shoes are HOT, and as some other folks have already said, violation by a Klingon midget doesn't really sound all that bad. You could get him to don a tastful paper sack to cover his face.......

Re: Yeah, but who needs food.... threepennies May 1 2005, 18:54:39 UTC

Point well taken. I think I need to be careful about where the boundaries are. I mean, if I bang an entire conference room of Star Trek fans then I might start questioning my judgement about shoes.

Retail therapy only works when it comes to shoes with me. Clothes...not so much. After a hard day at work, the last thing I want to do is get naked under fluorescent lights.