Full circle?

[threepennies]

My new phone meows.

And not like cute little kitten getting a saucer of milk meow.

More like...cute little kitten getting ass raped by an ice cold thermometer meow.

I hate phones.

Comments

[fancychopstix]

This is a darker version of your post.

I still want to hear your mewing phone.

[oneboyarmy]

My phone does that too.

I use it to torment my friend's cat, she really hates it.

[darwinpolice]

Oh man, I'd pop a boner so big that it'd decapitate the nearest person every time my phone rang.

[houseboi]

Let me guess... Cingular?

[whatinthehell]

Is it shaped like a kitten?