You conveniently rush in at the moment Karkat is done inquiring as to your location.
aaaaaaaugh, holy shit! i just woke up with like an hour's worth of new memories from back home! i was getting jade into the medium, and now i'm surrounded by oil that's about to catch fire!!!
FIRST OFF, FUCK YOU. SECOND, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YES, THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVEN MY RAGE, TRY TO HOLD IN YOUR AMAZEMENT. BECAUSE THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS, MY UNENDING WRATH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN OUR UNIVERSE. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. I JUST WATCHED JOHN FUCK EVERYTHING UP. AGAIN.
SO IT WASN'T ENOUGH TO JUST ARM JACK WITH A GIANT SUPERWEAPON, WAS IT? YOU HAD TO GO AND LET HIM HAVE YOUR FUCKING DOG TOO. YOUR FUCKING FIRST GUARDIAN DOG. BRILLIANT.
NO I WILL NOT SHUT UP YOU IRRITATING PIECE OF SHIT. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOURSELF BLINDFOLDED? AND THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY REALIZED HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT YOU WERE AND HOW FUCKED YOUR SESSION WAS. YOU HAD TO GO AHEAD AND DUMP HIM ON OURS. GOOD FUCKING JOB.
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aaaaaaaugh, holy shit!
i just woke up with like an hour's worth of new memories from back home!
i was getting jade into the medium, and now i'm surrounded by oil that's about to catch fire!!!
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owwwwwwww!!!
goddammit, karkat, what was that for?!
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YOU JUST FUCKING SAID YOU FUCKING REMEMBERED WHAT YOU DID.
YOU COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT, UTTERLY RETARDED WASTE OF AIR.
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SECOND, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
YES, THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVEN MY RAGE, TRY TO HOLD IN YOUR AMAZEMENT.
BECAUSE THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS, MY UNENDING WRATH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN OUR UNIVERSE.
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
I JUST WATCHED JOHN FUCK EVERYTHING UP. AGAIN.
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oh wwoww right that
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IT WON'T DO ANYTHING TO HELP, BUT MAYBE IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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1TS NOT MY F4ULT
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I'M GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT HIM THIS TIME.
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AGAIN.
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that john fucked all of our shit up by decidin to just fall fuckin asleep
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You suddenly understand jack shit. What a surprise.
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YOU HAD TO GO AND LET HIM HAVE YOUR FUCKING DOG TOO.
YOUR FUCKING FIRST GUARDIAN DOG.
BRILLIANT.
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i was blindfolded the entire time! and i dont know what happened with john
but im sure he didnt mean to do anything!
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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOURSELF BLINDFOLDED?
AND THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY REALIZED HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT YOU WERE AND HOW FUCKED YOUR SESSION WAS.
YOU HAD TO GO AHEAD AND DUMP HIM ON OURS.
GOOD FUCKING JOB.
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