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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[gamebreaker]

[You take in the sight of your paradox brother taking in the sight of your new home with a private smile. So many shenanigans are likely to follow.

It does, indeed, sound like good times.]

You're late, Strider.
Or perhaps I'm the one whose arrival is belated?
You tell me.
Time is your area.

[bethecoolkid]

And there she is- in the flesh, at long last. It feels kinda weird that the first time the two of you meet aren't in the game, or even in some massively dramatic reunion battle across planets, but standing in front of some alien communion waiting for the interior architects tobe over and done with their jobs. You wonder if you should say something touching.

You decide against it.

lalonde i think its pretty obvious whats up
cool people always arrive right on time
im here now
so this makes now right on time

[gamebreaker]

Of course.
How could I have expected anything else?
At the very least we both seem to have arrived late enough that the trolls managed the majority of the work for us.
Despite us not cajoling them into it in any way, or even expressing interest in the gesture.

[bethecoolkid]

yeah thats not suspicious at all
im sure our rooms dont turn into deathtraps whenever they want to
or that the main server player wont start flinging bathrooms through walls at random times just to stroke his nubby ego
did i mention what a great idea i think this is
?

[gamebreaker]

His nubby ego seemed a bit put out about the whole endeavor, actually.
Not to mention worried for the potential destruction *I* might wreak.
It seems your troll was behind the idea.
Have you been building sturdier interspecies bridges in my absence?

[bethecoolkid]

you know how it goes
i show up and start throwing some light sass around and all the trolls start throwing buckets at me
cant even control it it just keeps happening man

[gamebreaker]

Then perhaps we should be more worried about whose delicate sensibilities you might offend with your universe-spanning sex appeal.
Who knows what will happen if we try to condense all that chemistry in such a confined area.
It might prove to be even more explosive than my magic.

[bethecoolkid]

yeah as much as id like to think my sexy can defeat the wrong of those calamarifuckers you hang with
i dont think thats ever gonna be a legit thing rose
theyre pretty much the champions of that and so are you for hanging with them

[gamebreaker]

No plans to seduce me away from their dark clutches then?
I suppose I'll make do.

[bethecoolkid]

well
if the strider sexappeal is the only thing thatll work i suppose ill have to get my suave on one of these days
just you know
gotta save it for the rainiest of days
make the sun breaking through when the liplock of eldritchdeath and righteousness happens all the more dramatic
gotta have a sense of style bout these kinda things

[gamebreaker]

Oh, certainly.
I can't fault you for wanting theatrical timing for an act of such earth-shaking suavity.
I'm sure I'll have sufficient distractions to to occupy myself with in the meantime.

[bethecoolkid]

just gonna put some white doves in my sylladex in preparation
make it so hella classy you dont even know what hit you
so speaking of distactions
you think were gonna get anything done with these guys all up in our grills

[gamebreaker]

They're not all bad.
Even the actively unpleasant ones are potentially helpful, in a sense.
And it seems unlikely that our grills will remain unmolested even if we don't reside in close proximity to them.
So I don't really mind.
But then, I just got here.

[bethecoolkid]

just pointing out that we could probably make a chart with officiallike numbers
looking at how high the odds of grills going unmolested would be by staying near them versus not staying near them but
fuck it
i guess were doing this communion
just gotta go and alchemize some brown natural fiber suits to really get that hippie atmosphere down pat

[gamebreaker]

First you'd need to address the most important question:
Does it really count as natural fiber if you create it via alchemy?
Anyway.
I don't really expect to be doing a lot of communing with the trolls.
However, living with them doesn't mean I can't still avoid them if necessary, and meanwhile it provides a unprecedented opportunity for keeping an eye on them.
It must mean something that we're all here together.

[bethecoolkid]

gamewise
?
longer i stay here the less i believe that
can you even reach the chtulhu hotline from here
kinda seems to me that this place is just some bigass worldjackfest
snatching up people from everyfuckingwhere for shits and giggles
ive seen superheroes murdergirls and mickey fucking mouse so far
doesnt really feel like theres some big plan tying us all together