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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[appleberrybla2t]

[ With your job adapting the game complete, you have taken it upon yourself to move a few items onto their respective floors and then sit back and let the others do the design work.

However Camp has graced you with a sign - "QUESTIONS TO MISTER APPLEBERRY BLAST" - that you can't seem to rid yourself of. Not that you mind answering questions, at least in your current mood. ]

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[appleberrybla2t]

probably covered iin piicture2 of the niic cage human.
2he'2 not fooliing anyone.

[threshprince]

UGH.
DON'T EVEN REMIND ME.
WAIT, NO.
DO REMIND ME TO PUNCH JOHN FOR MAKING THAT HAPPEN.

[appleberrybla2t]

ok ii can do that no problem.

[threshprince]

IN FACT.
LET'S GET EVERYONE TO PUNCH HIM FOR IT.
EXCEPT MAYBE EQUIUS.

[appleberrybla2t]

can ii throw hiim at 2omethiing iin2tead.

[threshprince]

YES.
IN FACT, DEFINITELY DO THAT.

[appleberrybla2t]

ehehe ok.
2o almo2t everyone ii2 really here now.
kiind of weiird.

[threshprince]

YEAH, IT REALLY KIND OF IS.
BEFORE WE GOT HERE, I HAD KIND OF GIVEN UP ON EVER GETTING TO ENTER THIS UNIVERSE.

[appleberrybla2t]

maybe iit'2 paradox 2pace throwiing u2 a metaphoriical marrow2tiick.
"hey 2orry thiing2 got fucked up 2o bad, run around thii2 almo2t equally fucked up iin diifferent way2 diivergent realiity for a biit."

[threshprince]

... I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S BETTER OR WORSE THAN 'IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED'.

[appleberrybla2t]

wor2e obviiou2ly.
fal2e hope and 2hiit.
ii mean ii2 iit really goiing two change anythiing overall, NO.
2o ba2iically we're beiing fucked wiith or yeah iit ju2t fuckiing happened.

[threshprince]

FUCKING GREAT.
AND WE'VE ALREADY MAXED OUT OUR STRENGTH IN JUST ABOUT EVERY WAY CONCEIVABLE.
BEST WEAPONS OUR SPECIBI LET US HAVE, BIGGEST AND DEADLIEST FRAYMOTIFS, AND OF COURSE WE'RE AT THE VERY TOP OF OUR ECHELADDERS.
SO IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN USE THIS TIME TO PREPARE.

[putthebunnyin]

You approach MISTER APPLEBERRY BLAST, your trusty COSBYTOP in hand.

hey! sollux, right?
karkat said i should talk to you about getting sburb running?

[appleberrybla2t]

are you 2ure you can manage iit?
ii mean you couldn't even fiigure out the rocket code.

[putthebunnyin]

oh come on, that's totally different!
i may not be very good at programming, but i can handle the regular sburb stuff, no sweat!