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Feb 06, 2011 15:56

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

You are, however, considerate enough to cut this for the sake of the network. )

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youmustlickit February 6 2011, 23:58:35 UTC
[You've been hard at work defacing improving the LEADERLY POSTERS!]

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:00:43 UTC
[You are for the moment still unaware of the DEFACING of your FINE LEADERSHIP.]

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youmustlickit February 7 2011, 00:02:11 UTC
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:03:06 UTC
FUCK
TEREZI
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

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hemoerotica February 7 2011, 00:07:28 UTC
[You entertain the idea of editing the sign further, or possibly removing it entirely. This is completely inappropriate for a public forum.]

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:08:55 UTC
[You are, perhaps through the magic of a TIME PARADOX, still unaware of Terezi's edits.]

THERE YOU ARE.
DID YOU SEE THE ROSTER YET, KANAYA.

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hemoerotica February 7 2011, 00:10:47 UTC
Yes I Did
And I Demand An Immediate Recall Of All Such Rosters

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:12:03 UTC
WHAT?
FUCK NO.
I SPENT HOURS ON THOSE THINGS.
THEY ARE THERE TO FUCKING STAY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY?
I FIGURED YOU WOULDN'T MIND THAT JOB.

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pchaaair February 7 2011, 00:18:39 UTC
[You decide to investigate the COLORFUL POSTER.]

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:20:19 UTC
THERE YOU ARE.
TAVROS HAVE YOU SEEN THE ROSTER YET.

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pchaaair February 7 2011, 00:21:17 UTC
uHH, yEAH, i HAVE,

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:21:43 UTC
GOOD.
IT IS EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

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bethecoolkid February 7 2011, 00:26:48 UTC
You eye the chart with some slight disdain at how you have been given orders by someone who is not your leader. You decide to show him. You'll show him irony alright- you'll be the best goddamn janitor the floor has ever SEEN. Minty chocolates and everything.

Also you guess your sister and the sweettroll are an item now. How 'bout that?

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:27:51 UTC
THERE YOU ARE.
DID YOU SEE THE CHART.

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bethecoolkid February 7 2011, 00:41:38 UTC
my sightorbs were assaulted by a rainbow coalition of fascism yes
here i thought the things me and terezi collaborated on were shitty but you two
you two just took shit to the next level
shit officially passed from babys first tutorial right past the first boss down the pipes into the underground

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:42:38 UTC
WAIT
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THAT CHART WAS ME
ALL ME.
THERE WERE NO COLORS.
COLORS ARE STUPID ANYWAY.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 00:31:23 UTC
[> Equius: Fondly regard chores list.

Absolutely not. This has been turned into an offensive, colorful monstrosity!]

D --> What is the meaning of this

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:32:03 UTC
EQUIUS.
THERE YOU ARE.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CHORES YET.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 00:37:27 UTC
D --> I was already aware of the task you desired to place on me
D --> What I would like to ask of you is if you have taken a 100k at the list since posting it in the common area

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:38:35 UTC
OF COURSE NOT.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BOTHER?
I KNOW WHAT'S ON IT.

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