[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]
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You are, however, considerate enough to cut this for the sake of the network. )
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SHE WHAT.
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It's blatant insubordination, really.
Overriding your judicious orders so flamboyantly.
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I DIDN'T EVEN SAVE THE CODES FOR THOSE FUCKING THINGS
DAMMIT!
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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I EXPECTED THIS FROM TEREZI.
BUT YOU TOO?
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THE POINT IS YOU DID IT RIGHT ON MY AMAZING LEADERLY ORDERS.
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It'll be a goddamn miracle if you even read it.]
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HAVE YOU SEEN TH-
OH.
UH.
IT'S YOU.
UH.
HI.
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WhOa...
DiD YoU MaKe tHiS, bEsT FrIeNd? iT'S MoThErFuCkInG BeAuTiFuL.
WhAt cAmE YoU DoWn aLl oN ThEsE CoLoRs aNd sHiT?
CaN'T EvEn iMaGiNe wHaT KiNd oF InSpIrAtIoN YoU'Re kIcKiN.
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YEAH.
THAT'S
THAT'S RIGHT.
I SUDDENLY HAD SOME WICKED INSPIRATION AND COULDN'T HELP BUT KICK
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YEAH OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID.
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ii don't need two job2.
thii2 one ii2 biig enough.
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OH FUCKING DAMMIT.
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