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Feb 06, 2011 15:56

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

You are, however, considerate enough to cut this for the sake of the network. )

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gamebreaker February 7 2011, 00:45:32 UTC
I see Terezi has offered her own contributions to the task list.

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:46:26 UTC
WAIT
SHE WHAT.

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gamebreaker February 7 2011, 01:52:57 UTC
Oh, didn't you notice?
It's blatant insubordination, really.
Overriding your judicious orders so flamboyantly.

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threshprince February 7 2011, 02:34:48 UTC
FUCK!
I DIDN'T EVEN SAVE THE CODES FOR THOSE FUCKING THINGS
DAMMIT!

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halfcocked February 7 2011, 00:52:29 UTC
[SOME TIME LATER outside of the hive, someone is waiting for a certain troll]

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:53:25 UTC
[Having reclaimed your bulge, you exit your hive, carrying your HOMES SMELL YA LATER.]

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halfcocked February 7 2011, 00:59:20 UTC
Finally.

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threshprince February 7 2011, 01:02:20 UTC
WAIT
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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threshprince February 7 2011, 01:13:25 UTC
FUCKING HELL, FEFERI.
I EXPECTED THIS FROM TEREZI.
BUT YOU TOO?

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threshprince February 7 2011, 01:17:23 UTC
THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT.
THE POINT IS YOU DID IT RIGHT ON MY AMAZING LEADERLY ORDERS.

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honktraband February 7 2011, 02:29:16 UTC
[You're used to staring at your fetch modus, for the colors are nothing short of motherfucking magical, but you weren't prepared for such a list.

It'll be a goddamn miracle if you even read it.]

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threshprince February 7 2011, 02:33:04 UTC
THERE YOU ARE.
HAVE YOU SEEN TH-
OH.
UH.
IT'S YOU.
UH.
HI.

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honktraband February 7 2011, 02:41:51 UTC
[You stare at it a while longer before you realize you were actually being talked to, for once.]

WhOa...
DiD YoU MaKe tHiS, bEsT FrIeNd? iT'S MoThErFuCkInG BeAuTiFuL.
WhAt cAmE YoU DoWn aLl oN ThEsE CoLoRs aNd sHiT?
CaN'T EvEn iMaGiNe wHaT KiNd oF InSpIrAtIoN YoU'Re kIcKiN.

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threshprince February 7 2011, 02:44:44 UTC
UH.
YEAH.
THAT'S
THAT'S RIGHT.
I SUDDENLY HAD SOME WICKED INSPIRATION AND COULDN'T HELP BUT KICK
THE
...
YEAH OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID.

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appleberrybla2t February 7 2011, 08:28:46 UTC
. . .
ii don't need two job2.
thii2 one ii2 biig enough.

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threshprince February 7 2011, 08:31:16 UTC
WHAT TWO JOBS.

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appleberrybla2t February 7 2011, 11:42:54 UTC
TZ thiink2 ii 2hould have twOH WHAT THE HELL.

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threshprince February 7 2011, 18:27:45 UTC
SHE WHAT.
OH FUCKING DAMMIT.

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