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[threshprince]

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

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[babyjusthurtme]

[You are inspecting the duty roster. Garbage duty. Huh. Yeah, you can deal with that, not like you don't have a personal handheld incinerator or anything. And there's an ERIDAN DUTY as well. Well, at least Vriska gets something to... Wait.]

WHAT

[threshprince]

THERE YOU ARE.

[babyjusthurtme]

WHY
IS
oh my fuckin god kar YOU SAID VVRISKA

[threshprince]

THAT WAS BEFORE SOME OTHER SHIT HAPPENED.
ANYWAY SHE VOLUNTEERED.

[putthebunnyin]

hey, come on! it's not like that. sheesh.

[Complaint over Terezi's addition properly registered, you move on to reading the rest of the chore list. With considerable effort.]

[threshprince]

WHAT'S NOT LIKE WHAT.

[putthebunnyin]

oh, hey, karkat!
no big, just terezi's addition to the chore list.

[threshprince]

WHAT
TEREZI DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING TO IT.

[roboslap]

i dont mind taking care of bec but he mostly takes care of himself :/
except when he wants a steak
but sure ok devilbeast duties it is!

[threshprince]

TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF, SURE.
EXCEPT WHEN HE THROWS HIMSELF INTO A NOOKSUCKING KERNELSPRITE.

[roboslap]

do you see any kernelsprites around here fuckass???
but at least you understand now he was the one who jumped in >:/

[threshprince]

NO, BUT THERE'S LOADS OF WEIRD SHIT GOING ON HERE AT ANY FUCKING GIVEN TIME.
ONE COULD PRETTY FUCKING EASILY SHOW UP.