I wish essays were people...

[thrillhizouse]

So I could knock it out, rape it, kill it, rape it's dead body, pull out it's eyes, skull fuck it, chop it up, make pizzas out of it, and sell them to little kids at $2 a piece which I will use the money to fund my scheme to bring back Lenin from the dead, and use his reanimated body for Transportation

Comments

[optie]

You don't have neighbours.

[tbbucs7]

I read Oedipus this year.

He fucked his mom. That's fucked up.

[jamiesona]

I also wish essays were people. That way when the teacher told the class to "do an essay" I'd be like, "Yes, now this is homework I can get used to."

The end.

[thrillhizouse]

But what if said essay was a 300lb hairy man? HUH? HUH? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!

[jamiesona]

Well then I'd get Ahmad to do my homework for me.