Because I had a wicked dream last night ( Read more... )

EVERYONE GET FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOADED!

It tastes like an ashtray took a shit in my mouth

You better fucking believe it.

Well, as I said in the last entry "I wont be drinking for a long time"... Yea, that isnt going to happen. A party at UBC tonight with $1.50 a beer ( ONE DOLLAR AND FIFTY FUCKING CENT BEERS!). Then tomorrow is a big one, a combination of two birthdays ( Read more... )

Well, thursday was the "Arts County Fair" which is another term for "Concert while every single non-loser college/univeristy student gets drunk off their ass ( Read more... )

So I could knock it out, rape it, kill it, rape it's dead body, pull out it's eyes, skull fuck it, chop it up, make pizzas out of it, and sell them to little kids at $2 a piece which I will use the money to fund my scheme to bring back Lenin from the dead, and use his reanimated body for Transportation ( Read more... )

Dawn of the Dead was good. Go see it. The women in it were hot to. And Vighn Rhames is totally badass.

I also got thinking. I bet fucking a zombie is very lubricated and sexy.

So uhhh.... Life's good. Nothing exceptionally amazing has happened in the past week (well, except when I saved the presidents life on monday). And I've had that fucking song in my head all day ( Read more... )

They suck.

It even says so in the bible

"And so sayth Dave that he who writes big long paragraphs is suffering from a life of sin"

Kitchwa 25:98

See?

In conclusion, frosted flakes has a bad aftertaste.