i had a revelation

[throughthenoose]

one day, i'm going to get married. and when i do, every girl that's ever fucked me over is going to get pissy. they'll do what girls do and give a plethora of reasons why they don't like the woman i marry...how she's a bitch or she's ugly or is annoying, but the bottom line is that those girls will be mad because they want what they could've had

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[makeusscene]

Hey, wanna get married?

[throughthenoose]

Pffft you done had ya chance and you passed up a shot at greatness.
B U R N E D

[makeusscene]

Jerk. :'[