14th Nigga Moment: Niggalante

[thuggincornrows]

[The video feed clicks on to show Riley in the living room, preparing all kinds of ghetto weapons. Like filling a super soaker with bleach, putting on carabiners like brass knuckles, etc. Shut up, he can't have his BB guns. Anyway he's going to be speaking loud enough for Huey to hear him while he's doing this. He figures he's just in his room, but

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[video]

[big_googoo_eyes]

...what language are you speaking?

Because I don't understand a word of it, kiddo.

[video]

[thuggincornrows]

Well, I'm speaking English, but from what I've heard, the devices translates what everybody's sayin' to one language or some shit like that so I don't know WHAT you hearin'. It could be malfunctioning.

Or--which is the most likely scenario-- I'm just bein' so gangsta that you can't even follow the message I am currently tryin' to convey. In lamens terms, me and my brother 'bout to go out there and fuck up some niggas

[lady_wandering]

I'm not sure what you're saying exactly but... are you planning on joining in on today's violence?

[thuggincornrows]

Hell yeah I am. And I might break a few niggas jaw along the way.

[lady_wandering]

And you you intend to join in the looting as well?

[thuggincornrows]

Weren't you listening? I'm gon' kick the niggas ass who been-- wait, niggas been lootin' too?

[Okay, THAT he might have to get in on. He does need a new TV. A new FREE tv.]

[ihasfeather]

[ Better hope Huey catches him before Joshua does. ]

Just what are you planning on doing?

[thuggincornrows]

[He really hates this damn device]

I just said my whole plan out loud and you still askin' that?

[ihasfeather]

[ just wait, Riley. you're going to end up doing something and Joshua's regard for Huey's intelligence isn't going to save you. :< ]

Perhaps if you tried to speak properly...

[thuggincornrows]

What, this just the way you speak when you a thugged out nigga like I am. If you wanna understand, you gotta get on my level.

video

[bladed_siberian]

*have one bruised and banged up Ken frowning at the screen*

No. Stay put.

video

[thuggincornrows]

Damn, even YOU got yo ass kicked?

video

[bladed_siberian]

I've been working since a little after midnight last night. Last count was twenty three calls. It takes a toll. Now, stay put or I'll ask Huey tape you to a chair.

video

[thuggincornrows]

Don'tchu know what I put in this super soaker!?

You do that, and the next time you see Huey, that nigga gon' look like the new Eminem. [Nah, he's not serious but STILL!]

[private]

[der_freischuetz]

[Not that Rip understands much of it, but it's enough.]

Saving my little gift up for a special occasion?

[private]

[thuggincornrows]

Pretty much. 'Cause if Huey, or one of his friends catch me wit' that shit they gon' kill me.

[private]

[der_freischuetz]

And we wouldn't want that, hm. So be careful.

[private]

[thuggincornrows]

Well they ain't found it yet have they?