14th Nigga Moment: Niggalante

[thuggincornrows]

[The video feed clicks on to show Riley in the living room, preparing all kinds of ghetto weapons. Like filling a super soaker with bleach, putting on carabiners like brass knuckles, etc. Shut up, he can't have his BB guns. Anyway he's going to be speaking loud enough for Huey to hear him while he's doing this. He figures he's just in his room, but

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[child_radical]

[Huey set down his book and just looked at his brother with a highly tired expression on his face.]

Riley, just stop before you trip over your own feet.

[Action]

[thuggincornrows]

No, nigga I'm serious! We can do it, Huey!

... and that only happened like a FEW times, why you bringin' up the past fo'?

[Action]

[child_radical]

We're not doing anything so get back down here and find something constructive to do.

[Action] Oh here we go

[thuggincornrows]

Nah, see I don't think you heard EXACTLY what I was trying to say. I wasn't ASKIN' you to give me approval nigga.

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[a_silent_due]

Shoot... lightning... out... the hell.

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[thuggincornrows]

Well I seen this one nigga this one time that could shoot lightning out of his hands, so I figured "'Ey, why shouldn't he be able to shoot out his dick?"

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[a_silent_due]

Met one who shot lightning.

Don't want the picture.

voice

[thuggincornrows]

What, you wouldn't want to be able to shoot lightning out yo dick?

1/2

[hidesinrestroom]

[hmm.. men who can shoot lightning out of their dicks..]

[hidesinrestroom]

[...]

Those weapons look weak.

[thuggincornrows]

[SOMETHING LIKE THAT SHOULD NOT GET YOU EXCITED]

Ain't nothin' wrong wit' my weaponry! These the best I could get without people bitchin'.

[hidesinrestroom]

[BUT...]

This may be a life or death situation. I would ignore their bitching if it means saving your ass.

[soulofocean]

...So let me see if I got this: you two are INFILTRATING the gangs to kinda... bring them down from the inside??

[thuggincornrows]

Nah, that ain't how real niggas do it! We just gon' start beating up niggas left and right! Like kapow, kapow!

Well, that's how it would go down if Huey wasn't a lil' bitch.

[soulofocean]

A lil b---?? Huey's being REASONABLE! You'd be totally outnumbered! Did you see what it's like out there right now??

Gee, a WHOLE year in this place and I don't remember seeing such a riot before!

[thuggincornrows]

No, what he bein' is a bitch.

And yeah, I seen them bitches rioting. But that's all they is bitches. That's why they called bitches. Take 'bout a hun'ded of 'em to even equal one a' me.